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[femmenerd]

Hardly anyone is providing any awkward!teen!sex fics. Or first time fics. Or general imperfect sex. Or humph.

So here is a completely random dump from my del.icio.us.

Supernatural
++this heart: it is not yours by flipmontigirl - Dean/OFC - This is just beautiful and kind of breaky, because Anna wrote it. Dean's first time with a milf next door. Outsider

Comments

[svilleficrecs]

Thanks for the rec. :) *looks at other of own fics*. I'd say this old Pacey/Joey of mine or this Kara/Lee might fit the bill. And if you're talking imperfect hardcore, this Ten/Rose for the slightly awkward public sex, maybe?

[femmenerd]

Hey, no problem. And I'll think I'll add an ETA that there are some links in the comments.

[onelittlesleep]

YAY!

DEE/SAM. COME ON, WOMAN. HOOK ME UP.

I will write you ANYTHING YOU DESIRE, NO QUESTIONS ASKED.

[femmenerd]

Here you go! It's not very long. But there is MAINE and er, bodily fluids.

[regala_electra]

Hey, I totally had teenage Sam having sex with a friend in her kitchen while she was baking and there were some klutzy moves. And Sam getting laid. And dirtytalking. Teenage Sam is kinda my very favorite Sam, at least, writing-wise. Tell no one.

Now I have to go back to writing threesome porn before I'm smitted (smote?) by vinylroad.

[femmenerd]

What? Did you write that baking one while I was gone?

ARE YOU SAYING THAT WRITING TEENAGED!SAM SOMETHING TO BE EMBARRASSED ABOUT?

[regala_electra]

NO, I am saying that despite me being all DEAN DEAN DEAN, and Sam KILLING me because he's so thinky when I'm writing him and it's like, argh, I want to get to the porn, it's like, an open secret with me, but um, TEENAGE SAM is really fucking awesome, okay? He's all fumbly but so close to become that boy that'll whisper real dirty in your ear, asking you to spread for him. Shit. Yeah, um, Teen Sam FTW.

While you were away, Dean said, 'Fuck, you sit hard enough so I don’t breathe, you hear me' in a very ORAL story, teenage Sam made a mess in a kitchen, oh, and I wrote a couple of other things.

Such as girl!Sam and Dean whoring themselves out in the Farscape Unchartered Territories and um, a really dark girl!Sam/Dean fic that kind freaks me out because it's very, very wrong.

[regala_electra]

FYI, the Dean/OFC ORAL STORY is quite a wet fic.

[cynthia_arrow]

Thanks for the recs. I was looking to distract myself from schoolwork, and reading about Ron all confused and horny was such an amusing and fun way to kill time. :)

[femmenerd]

Hey, no problem. Confused and horny Ron is pretty much my favoritest thing right now! :)

[untitleddemo]

Um. It seems like I've read about a gazillion awkward teenage sex fics, but for some reason I'm totally spacing on them now. Maybe I need to set up a tag for that in my delicious account.

I don't know what to rec you. Maybe FNL? crackers4jenn recced me this Matt/Julie that you might have already read before (the fandom is still so small! Why???). It includes awkward teenage fumbling - http://honey-wheeler.livejournal.com/38864.html

And this Landry fic which I'm totally all about. Not what you are asking for, but awesome nonetheless- http://hackthis.livejournal.com/419954.html

Did your power ever go out?

[femmenerd]

I have that first one bookmarked but I don't think I've read the second one. And no, the power did not go out. Nor have I bathed yet. That's what I'ma do now.

BTW, when I went to go and steal that Jared icon from you I came down with a serious case of icon envy. It made me feel lazy though.

[untitleddemo]

What? Lazy how? I hope that we all move someplace new before my paid account runs out. The thought of not having many icons makes the baby Nene weep.

Also, that Lila icon is hot.

[femmenerd]

Lazy in terms of chasing down icons. And then saving them. And then uploading them. YOU KNOW, ALL THAT WORK. :P