Why oh why did I not think of this before? I got up a bit late this morning so I didn’t have any time to eat some cereal for breakfast, thus I grabbed a pot of Greek style yoghurt and an almost empty jar of maple syrup and I have just scoffed this down at work. Genius! I love this stuff and as it usually takes me an hour or two from waking to ( Read more... )

Just half an hour more to suffer at work and then I am on two weeks worth of leave, whoohoo! I have been bored since lunch time. There was nothing more to finish off and totally no point in starting something new ( Read more... )

I just suffered a wardrobe malfunction in the office! I plugged a music DVD into my computer and then just as I was bending down under the desk to plug the headphones into the back of the computer I heard a ripping sound and suddenly my arse felt quite breezy. Yep you guessed it, I had split the seam of my trousers and there was a huge gaping hole ( Read more... )

Apologies in the unlikely event someone who works in personnel/HR reads this. Where I work, even the head of personnel has said his mission is to destroy them. Unproductive and incompetent are the only two words I will use ( Read more... )

Wow I am actually having to start to think now. Not approached intellectual capacity limits yet, but now that I have had 4 months to get my head around things it looks like it is time to start making some movement. Too much movement obviously, the boss’ PA must be sick of me by now as I seem almost to be following her everywhere with loads of ( Read more... )