Montgomery and the Curiously Scented Paddle

[favoritebean]

I am a sensible fellow most of the time. I maintain a proper diet, get plenty of sunlight, and I make very certain that I get enough sleep. My grooming habits are impeccable. This should be no surprise, as I am a cat. However, I have noted with disdain that not all cats are as fastidious as I. While I am certainly not infallible, I do take

Comments

[nick_101]

That's an awesome story. Quite silly at times.

[favoritebean]

Silly was definitely what I was going for. Cats make for great narrators.

I'm glad you enjoyed it.

[northernwalker]

*is ded with laughter*

Poor hungover kitty!

[favoritebean]

Yay, glad you liked it. The thing is, if Montgomery is anything like the cats in some of the Youtube videos I saw of cats drinking absinthe, he will never learn from his mistakes.

[grail76]

Funny.

[favoritebean]

Thank you for reading.

[adoptedwriter]

I love your names for the humans and reference to mirrors without saying they see themselves in mirrors. Fun story! AW

[kickthehobbit]

Words cannot express how much I love this piece. Well-done! :D

[favoritebean]

Yay! I'm thrilled that you enjoyed it. You actually deserve credit for helping inspire me to write this piece. So thank you.