Trees

[fat_people_suck]

You can't blame Hitler for the Holocaust
 I made a midget suck my car exhaust

The Muppets they did take Manhattan
 and lord they made my penis fatten

I think Charles Grodon was in that flick
 his existence is horrific, god what a prick

TREES

Droped a baby into a processor of meat

added paprika, oh what a treat

The mailbox just told me that life

Comments

[anonymous]

mc trail o' tears in '06, bitches!

[fat_people_suck]

Damn straight! I am still gonna vote for McBeating up old people.

[anonymous]

McHolocaust!! or McTsunami

[anonymous]

Mc-Your-Posture-Is-Shaped-Like-An-"I"?

[anonymous]

If there is indeed a god in the heavens he must pray to you! I am a completely different hot chick than the other ones that have posted here. I recently stumbled upon your journal and ever since that day my life has been terrific. I was able to get a terrific job as a freaking doctor or something by quoting your poetry at my interview.

To make a long story short. I want to have at least four of your children. I am dead serious, you dont even need to pay me child suport for them or anything.

Hornilly,
A really hot rich chick who wants to have many of your children, and not make you pay for them.

[a123_]

finally got those damn parental controls off. you are genious! good luck with your finals!! see you soon....yay for summer!

[a123_]

POOTER

[anonymous]

Thank you for helping my people.

- A trail of tears walker