The Worst Poem Ever (part I )

[fat_people_suck]

I recently ordered a festive gold wreath
I tore my urethra on your moms teeth
Genital stitches, hurt like no other
But lord that won't stop me from screwing your brother

Comments

[anonymous]

Well,
Let me start off by saying that i am a hot chick and i want to have sex with you. Now that i have that out of the way, what is with this gay ass poem? have you gone all elton john on us?

Sexually,
A concerned hot chick

[flower_child25]

wait a second, is this the troy as in the troy "i ran around high school without a shirt on the last day of school which allison condie has a picture of hanging on her desk and i didn't get this way walking" miller?

if not, sorry that i just totally creeped you out!

[fat_people_suck]

Yes it is,
haHA!!!

[i_heart_ska1129]

Dude, you are so Chuck.

[fat_people_suck]

Whoa, below the belt. Below the belt.