Anagrams

[fare]

i am french → fine charm (I couldn't have made it up)
i am french → f... chairmen (that's why we hate capitalism in France)

an american → crane mania (this explains New York)
an american → manic arena (so does that)
an american → near maniac (not there yet, but soon enough)
an american → canaan emir (I told you they had views on the middle east!)

Comments

[averros]

that's why I can never understand them

Ah, but Americans are a very mixed bunch. Getting in touch with gun-toting crowd made me much happier to live around here. They're quite friendly, and often have undamaged ethics, unlike the "intellectual" circles which nearly universally lost any touch with reality.

[gustavolacerda]

Brilliant. I suspect the letters in my name are less useful, though.