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fangofjustice

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Jun 18, 2009 22:29

FINE! I do not appreciate certain officers entering me in races without my consent, but you know what? Fine.

I shall show these pilots what it means to share the skies with White Knight Leo! And as for Eyeshield 21, and your vulgar, depraved bastard of a promoter, you will regret every filthy word you ever uttered on this network!

But I will ( Read more... )

* plot: plane racing competition, rage, this is not in my job description, someone oughta check his blood pressure, * filter: public, failling at life, drama queen, the white knight, don't expect any trident whatever moves, what is this 'quit' you speak of, * format: voice, grade a troll bait, hate you all forever, fangs bared, * ooc

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thesnakecharm June 19 2009, 05:07:03 UTC

Oh good, I was looking for one last pilot to put some money on. Might as well be fair to all the ships, after all.

Is ten too little? I can always up it to 20 francs. And maybe a few spare dubloons in the chair cushion.

[Voice] electro_phoenix June 19 2009, 06:04:03 UTC

Oh, good.

[Voice] thesnakecharm June 19 2009, 06:06:13 UTC

You know, I might have even passed a place selling strawberries in the market.

[Voice] electro_phoenix June 19 2009, 06:07:36 UTC

...Save half, I'm gonna wanna eat them later.

fangofjustice June 19 2009, 05:55:11 UTC

I do not even want to know what that means.

[ooc: He'll never tell, but unofficially, he gets off on punishment.]

thesnakecharm June 19 2009, 05:59:46 UTC

A cream cake. One of those ladies who's so covered in frills and lace and shit you don't know where the girl ends and the dress begins.

Or maybe~ You get off on a little rough and tumble~ You like your lady topping you, giving it to you how she wants it. But you won't admit that--it wouldn't be proper, mm?

fangofjustice June 19 2009, 06:11:40 UTC

Wh-what?! Look, what is not getting through your thick skull about this?! I do not 'get off' on anything! Unlike some people, I know how to resist such vulgar temptations!

[ooc: See, what'd I tell ya? He'll never say it.]

thesnakecharm June 19 2009, 06:15:35 UTC

Ooo, I get it. You need to feel bad about the sex you're having, have someone really make you feel guilty for it, and then punish you for thinking that way.

The prudes are always the dirtiest.

fangofjustice June 19 2009, 06:16:59 UTC

Do I need to spell this out for you, woman?!

I DO NOT HAVE SEX!

thesnakecharm June 19 2009, 06:19:08 UTC

You know, maybe you should get laid. It'd certainly mellow you out. ...Hopefully.

Because I'd put at least half of that stress you seem to have on you to being really fucking horny all the time.

fangofjustice June 19 2009, 06:20:50 UTC

I do not need to get la- ... WAS THAT A RACIAL SLUR?!

She seriously doens't know he has a horn thesnakecharm June 19 2009, 06:24:01 UTC

Yes, you really fucking do. Does a body good. Studies have shown it lowers stress levels, produces good chemicals in your body.

Racial slur? Not unless your race is one that doesn't have sex at all.

In which case, how do they reproduce?

fangofjustice June 19 2009, 06:25:47 UTC

I think I am more than constitute enough to live without.

Not that. I meant the remark about my horn!

thesnakecharm June 19 2009, 06:30:10 UTC

Yeah, but they say all sorts of things about early death and high blood pressure when you don't get laid at all and we certainly can't have you driving yourself to an early grave over something silly like sex, now can we?

You have a horn? ...Cool.

fangofjustice June 19 2009, 06:34:18 UTC

I shall worry about that when I hear it from a doctor.

Yes, I do. And do not make any jokes about it. I have heard them all before.

thesnakecharm June 19 2009, 06:38:33 UTC

You know, I happen to know a few doctors. Lemme find one.

Jokes? Oh no no. I really do think it's cool. Distinguishing.

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