Tuesday, June 26 - Period 3 - Advanced Beginner's Guide to is anyone really reading this? Hi Mom!

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"Welcome, welcome, welcome!" cried one Jerry, dancing around excitedly. He had Christmas lights around his housecoat and his wig was nearly falling off

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The Moon Ambassador!

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There will be an unplanned meeting with the Moon Ambassador, who is going to show up and welcome us officially. Isn't that nice? See, you thought we weren't on the moon. Guess we showed you!

Don't ping in this thread until the Moon Ambassador does.

Scouting for Moon Rocks!

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Once you are done chatting with the Moon Ambassador, the Jerries lead you outside to a yard that looks very very very similar to the yard outside the Activities Area. (It isn't the same yard, as clearly, you're on the moon.)

"Now!" one Jerry cries. "Find us moon rocks!"

"And moon pastries!"

"And moon scorpions!"

"And moon swordfish!"

"Do it now, Jerry!"

"For science!"

There appear to be plastic Easter eggs scattered around in the yard, containing who knows what.

Did the Jerries place them there? Does the moon grow plastic Easter Eggs with random junk in them? Are the Jerries really sane and having you all on in an elaborate performance? Did the Jerries put them there for reasons unknown and forget about it entirely until two seconds ago?

... Probably that last one.

Find some eggs, Jerry! Open them!

Return to Earth!

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Make sure you go back inside and get a ride back to Earth in the moon travel chambers. I mean, you wouldn't want to be stuck on the moon, right?

Our Illustrious TA!

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Crown Prince Hamlet, we do thank you kindly for the services rendered us this term. It would not have been the same without you. *bow*

Talk to the Jerries!

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Last chance! Except for the fact that they live in town and you can always drop by the store. You know. There's that.