Fandom Radio :: July 03.
*sound of a crashing door*
Minsc: Ah-hah! Evil-doer, beware, for Minsc and Boo are-- Oh. Hullo, squirrels. I was told there might be danger here....but I do not see it. I just see radio stuffs.
*even more crashing*
Worf: Stop and... Wait. There is no invading force taking over the communications of this island! How dare you squirrels send me a false alarm!
*MORE CRASHING*
Deadpool: Where's the rum in danger---DAMN IT ALL. You know, you'd think by now I woulda learned that a sign claiming there's free booze in here was a lie.
Minsc: ...Sir Deadpool, Sir Worf. I wish I could say that the squirrels are putting this together for a very impressive brawl, but I fear that this is not the case. There are too many notes involved for this to be a brawl, aren't there?
Deadpool: I'm sorry, I couldn't focus on anything but the italics, wha?
Minsc: *grunts* Radio. Notes. No fighty. Woe!
Worf: This is hardly an honorable way to die.
Minsc: Then let us forge forward bravely, Sir Worf, and hope we come out of it alive!
SCHOOL:
Minsc: A lot of things happened today, but they were all at that really big picnic...
Deadpool: Heeeere’s siblings! Fun for a boy and fun for a girl. Puppy and Iceman met and Zack explained that I was a superhero to him. No, no. Anti-hero. Anti-hero. Jack met Mirax--crazy alien names, heh--and warned her not to believe a word Jill said about him. Diana met Tybalt the kitty cat and explained to him about this time travel dealie. Chuck met Jean and... ooooh man. No, no, no. Summers, Jeanie. Not Bass. Summers. Rose never let go and tried to ease Elle Bishop into the flow of things. With naked drawings? Those might help. So would open mouth kisses.
Jaina and Bones chatted about blackholes and how they suck. Fuuuuuny, squirrels. Real funny. I’m poisoning you next time. Jon met Layla who... knew stuff and didn’t need help. SPOILSPORT, LAYLA. GO NAME PEOPLE AFTER CRAPPY GEM STONES SOME MORE.
Minsc: Liiiike...Jade? Magnicite? AQUAMARINE?
Worf: There are thousands of gemstones available on this planet. If we are to name them all we will be here all night.
Deadpool: Pearl's a good one too. Adora and Tara met and there was ice cream abounds! Jack was kind enough to explain to Kyle aaaaall about time travel bringing folks here. Kaaaaate met Francine and there was talk of cookies. Delicious cookies. Eva broke sooooo many laws and smoked as she waited for her sibling. Joan met Elena and there was talk of the usual gremlins and weetiny crap. Yes, kiddos. it happens. Tahiri set Spock, no last name, straight on the year and place. Shoulda told him people give money as a greeting. I woulda.
K-mart calmed down a nervous ass Chloe and tried to reassure her this place was just hunky-dory. LIES. Jennifer met George who got his flirt on with her. Just you watch out, man. She like’s ‘em... Juggernauty. I’m not sayin’ anything by that, just that it would take a certain kind of... Juggernauty man to satisfy her. Helen and Jool--Joolush-- June. I’mma call you June. Helen and June met up. Likewise with Emma and Elle of an unknown variety. Jack was lookin’ around for Tosh. Yuffie and her giant weapon got a crash course in Fandom by having a weeeee felt frog for a sibling. Yo yo skeewatintatin and Danny talked about home and then fight club. Kids. You don’t talk about fight club. Jeeze, Yo Yo Ma.
Minsc: And people found their new roommates, which can be very exciting unless you hate your roommates! I happen to like all mine, and now that we have a lady again, Sir Simon is not the most lady-ish of us, either! Lady Kate and Sir Bobby tried to figure out if the co-ed thing was a real deal; either way, Lady Chloe and Lady Toshiko are very glad they don't have to deal with it! Sir George and Lady Layla do, however, and promise to work on it, and Lady Joolushko and Lady Mirax don't have to work on it because they are a-okay with rooming with someone from a different planet, which is good because I bet that happens a lot around here.
Worf: It happens to me everyday.
Minsc: Me, too! Lady Elle and Lady Jean have met already on the shuttle and talk about their powers, while Lady Tara and Lady Fiona were total nerds about books. Lady Eva and Sir Danny are glad that they're both in this newbie thing together, while Lady Elle Woods and Lady Adora are bound to have the pinkest, girliest room in all of existence! Even more so than Sir Simon's!
Sir Tybalt is not at all disappointed in having Lady Alex as a roommate, so I guess he doesn't worry about women who stab when they're angry. Although you do get used to it! Sir Kyle is also not phased by rooming with Lady Alice, although she sure is. Stabbings, Sir Kyle. Stabbings! Poor Sir Bones, as the squirrels doth dub him, meets his roommate Lady Emma...oh, is she one of those women? Lady Yuffie and Lady Triela discuss both knowing Sir Reno, who makes a fine giant chicken, and Lady Elena and Sir Spock were easy-going about the co-ed thing, which is nice. No stabbing there, I hope.
Worf: Did he say...? No. Definitely a different person. The Teachers then gathered to apparently discuss highly academic matters. Fred and Deadpool discovered they knew each other in an alternate universe type fashion. Veronica then introduced herself to Fred as being his teaching buddy. To which Fred replied. "GET IN MY BELLY!"
*chittering*
My apologies. Apparently that news item was completely fabricated. Max and Mitchell met up in the shade while Rick seemed frustrated that Gibbs had never heard of him before. Layla and Deadpool apparently also know each other in the alternate universe kind of way while Tim asked if Deadpool was ready to take a blunt instrument and bash all the new people's brains in.
*chittering*
I apologize. Apparently breaking one's brain in this town is simply a colorful metaphor. Tim then apparently failed at making small talk with Gibbs and then later Kirk tried to ascertain where the heck he had ended up. Tim then remembered that Tyler used to be a student at school while Max and Loki discussed their classes. Daisy then chatted with Loki about having another party sometime soon.
Veronica then talked with Tim about the weather and then learned she had a double in the forme of Elle. Daisy and Tim then talked about different types of Loki's while Tyler was all "Rawr" over Daisy's uniform.
Rick then introduced himself to Zoe which apparently caused some awkwardness While Kirk was surprised to see Spock...
That cannot be right. Clearly the squirrels have been misinformed. The girl with the damned yo-yo--
Deadpool: Her name is Yo Yo Ma.
Worf; --then mistook Kirk for someone else while Deadpool warned Steve about various security threats in the form of new students they already know.
Before I continue, the Squirrels have given me another notice. This weekend at the movie theater the second episode of the original Space Battles is now playing. Come see the evil villain approach the hero and utter "Duke! I am your father!"
*squirrely cheers*
I do not understand these rodents at all.
Deadpool: You gotta do it lower!
Worf: At the Picnic there was socializing. Also known as "mingling". The one known as Arthur was there "chilling" when he was approached by Merlin who asked him to send him some pictures of him naked. The one known as Layla was then reportedly very creepy and knowledgable at him which caused him to be very double-you-tee-eff. Whatever that means. Ino then reportedly came over to ask Arthur to be a jerk at her to which he apparently gallantly refused to do. Ender was then approached by weird and knowing one known as Layla and the merely cheerful Maron. Karla was then very oh-em-gee toward Ender as he was being a sociable butterfly. Leto then had his ear talked off by Elle and was questioned by Triela if he was attempting camoflauge with a plate. Ino then tried to kiss and make up with Leto but not in a literal fashion which apparently is important to point out when it comes to Leto. Leda then attempted to have Leto haze the newbies while Leto and Jack discussed their past and present siblings.
Bobby was then quote "Awkward and adorable" with Turtle and then talked to Kyle about their shiny newness. Elle was then very bouncy at Bobby while the frog known as Robin merely waved at him.
Minsc: Lady Layla informed Sir Hannibal about the shirtless tradition, which sounds like a clever ploy to get him in his boxers, but, hey, it worked for her, so more power to her! Sir Ned was a little tetchy about the crowds, while Lady Eva wishes she hadn't worn heels and chats with Lady Turtle about where they are from! Lady Joan also chatted with Lady Eva, but about the school-sponsored adventure tomorrow and Fandom weirdness, although, really, it is not at that weird, even if Lady Leda also tries to tell Lady Eva about it, too. Lady Elle allowed Lady Eva to hold Sir Bruiser! I wonder if Sir Bruiser would like to meet my hamster?
Deadpool: Only if he likes rats.
Minsc: ...No, Boo likes squirrel. Like Moose like squirrel. Lady Turtle and Lady Elle made plans for future school activities, while Lady Ellie and Lady Elle find out they share more than just similar names, but a similar home city! Lady Ino apparently has the ability to tell that Sir George is both new and hungry by how he fills his plate, and Lady Turtle talks with him about nicknames. I have a nickname, you know, given to me by some old adventuring pals! It's big dumbass!
Worf: I believe that's not meant as a term of endearment.
Minsc: Then you clearly did not know Dynaheir, Sir Worf. Lady Jaina correctly identifies Sir George as not her twin brother, which means he can try hitting on her, while it is Lady Leda doing the flirting with Sir George! Lady Leda fails to convince Sir Alex to take off his shirt, so the crowd that Lady Joan surveys does not include a shirtless Sir Alex. And then Lady Eva and Lady Kate were totally girls and talked about their shoes. Lady Turtle and Lady Kate were slightly less girly, but still so in discussing ice cream consumption, and Sir Griff and Sir Alex are decidedly boys in bemoaning the lack of shirtless girls.
Deadpool: It's called a topless bar, guys. Minsc can tell you aaaaalll about it.
Minsc: They like it when you put gold coins in between their breasts. Anyway, Lady Elle Woods and Lady Leda are both off to greet Lady Liz, while Sir Dean's last picnic involves a very chatterboxy Lady Elle and a Sir Chuck who teases him about his eating, but it is OKAY, because Sir Dean has good genes! Lady Peyton hears the riveting tale of Sir Sam's kidnapping from Sir Dean, and Lady Triela checks on her food hording sibling, Lady Parker.
Deadpool: Eva got her innuendo on by asking Colonel Mew Mew for a puff of his cigar. It might not have been one, but I’m making it one now. So deal, folks. Deal. Heee’s then welcomed by Turtle and complains about the weapons ban. It’s more of a guideline, really... Leda then tried to warn him about the wacky. Mullet-less Jack approves of the innuendo-y cigars and thet have UST. Or talk about home. I prefer my version of it, really.
Rose aaaaalso flirted with Fancy Feast and was informed his life was threatened. By Zack, probably. Triela who isn’t X-23 was all ‘What uuuuup?’ at Turtle over the networking she had goin’ on. Zack and Maron bounced at each other and oh god, no hanging out together ever again, kids. Just no. Layla got her know on with him about a rickshaw crash and hundreds dead and how he needed to name his kid Emerald. Or something. Robin the frog was all confused if Zack was new. No, no he’s not.
Valentine and Alex got their ‘so much smarter than you’ flirt on. Aww, how annoying. Ellie was mingling. Edward who isn’t Scotty got applauded by Ino for randomly singing. I thought that was a sign of psychosis, man. Ino had a floral crown and got compliments from the X-23 reject in tooown. Oh! And a shocker for all... Maron is excited. Kyle sneaks food and is told by Ino there’s looooads of it. But not for street urchins. They starve. Eva said she’d do the same if she wasn’t in a dress which makes no sense if you ask me, but whatevs. And then he was attacked by Layla to chat about the future. And get him to name his kid Opal.
Minsc: Peridot!
Deadpool: Excellent try! Turtle told him he doesn’t have to horde food. Because we do actually have loads. And as long as you’re adorable, I suppose you can have some. But you better be cute as a button. Leto joined in to inform him about the looooads of food as well. Hinata was all anti-social and then asked by Triela what the dealio. And then she’s accosted by a frog about ice cream and celebrating the 4th. Blah blah blah. Blow things up already! Edmund is people watchin’... Ino asks about putting grass in Tahiri’s room. I shouldn’t make this joke, so I’ll letcha all think it yourselves. Triela catches up with her and is all yay over a non-douch lil’ sibling this time around. Alex is aaaalso there. Finally, Leda wants to know if Triela broke any boys. Dirty? I hope not.
Worf: Perhaps it is meant literally. Can she break people in half? That would be quite a feat.
Minsc: But it does get kind of messy.
Deadpool: The picnic just won’t die. Diana is all there and stuff. Serena’s hair asked Chuck if he was having fun and he responded by going all psuedo-incestuous. Chuck. That ain’t right, man. Eva is quote ‘on that flask of his’ so I’mma take it as something dirty. He then got hit on by Elle B. Christ. Too many of you kids this time. Tosh and Iceman got all up in each other’s dorky ass koolaid. Cuuuute. I kinda wanna vomit, but... ya know.
Tosh then chatted up Turtle about last names and translations. My name is Deadpool. It’s Spanish for... pool of the dead. Fascinating, right? Wroooong. One of the Elles assured Tosh people were nice despite this being a damnedable lie. She is then bewildered by a frog and bumped into by a mullet.
Harper, who I kinda think wasn’t allowed to color outside the lines as a kid and is now taking it out on fashion, wore a flowerpot on her head. Elle W. is all up in that creativity. Yeah, it was probably pink too. The lush known as Eva was all curious about high fashion. No, then she’d be on ANTM. DUH. Get with it, Eva. Turtle is amazed by it--Turtle. BAD. Avoid the potted plants. Maron who should have been concerned about sanity, was more worried about the weight of it. Hoshi was off being emo before Hinata asked how she was. Which I’m suuuure cheered her right up. Well, more than being hugged by a felt frog or waved at by a mullet.
Minsc: Lady Rose and Lady Serena are in agreement that not being new is way better! And, since no one has stolen a plane or brought Lady Rose chocolate, Lady Rose and Sir Zayne shall steal a boat, because that makes perfect sense. NO MORE RUM FOR THAT SQUIRREL. Lady Naomi was there to mingle, while Lady Jaina expected trauma lurking in every corner! Lady Turtle informs Lady Mirax of her knowledge of all things Fandom, including ducking out of radio duties, while Lady Triela informs Lady Mirax that all the weirdness stuff is indeed tru fax. However, Lady Mirax is a smart newbie and points out to Sir Griff that many people could find them good for mocking. I am assured that Lady Esme is not intimidated, while Lady Serena is hoping that Lady Layla can tell her some future stuff that she knows. Sir Hannibal is also helpful and teaches Lady Serena about shirtlessness, but Lady Angela finds out from Lady Layla that Sir Hannibal will not take off his pants without her permission...
...is that how it's supposed to work, then? You need permission first or else they blow torch your stuff?
Deadpool: ...you know, that's considered domestic battery. Looked it up once. And then looked up the difference between theft and larceny.
Minsc: I....should look into that, too. Sir Merlin is a little irritated with Lady Layla knowing things, and then he is mystified by Lady Tara's adorable stutterings about cookies and exams, while Lady Karla teases Sir Merlin about how not everyone is as nice as they seem! And when Lady Jean and Lady Turtle meet, overacheivement bursts forth, even if Lady Jean is a little horrified about the zombies! But not as bad as she was toward poor brave Sir Robin. He is just a frog, people, and a very nice one. It's not like he's got fangs and is trying to eat your face or anything. And I've seen frogs like that before! Lady Jean improved a little, though, because she did not stare at Lady Leda's ears. Lady Jo has no shirt, while Lady Serena and Lady Effy ruminate on whether they've found their places yet. Lady Layla knows stuff about where Lady Joan is from, and then she delights Lady Turtle with talk of Sir Jamie's Squishy sales and how hot he is. Lady Layla probably knows stuff about Lady Triela, too. Just a wild guess.
Deadpool: It's her schtick. We just go with it and occasionally mock. But then... she knows that.
Minsc: Sir Zayne scans the crowd and maybe figures out the weak spots; that is what I would do! Lady Yuffie cheerfully informs Lady Elena that Fandom sucks, which is a damn dirty lie! Lady Ino tells Lady Elena about her pretty floral crown....Boo likes flowers, don't you, Boo? And Lady Turtle is also saying hi to Lady Elena. You'd think with all that saying hello to people, Lady Turtle could uphold her radio duties. Not that I'm complaining, I mean, but, you know...
Sir Griff wonders if Lady Elena has met any crazycakes people yet, before they talk spy talk. Sir Jon is shirtless and tries to get Lady Leda to join him in that state of shirtlessness, too, while Lady Turtle rolls her eyes at his shirtlessness before gossiping with him about Lady Claire. Then Lady Layla and Sir Yakko have a conversation that is said to be pure and unadulterated awesome, because she knows stuff and he knows things and those are very handy combinations! And then Sir Yakko talks to Lady Leda about the phone book, and looking up summers in them.
Deadpool: They're in Westchester! WESTCHESTER.
Minsc: Sir Jack Burton gets food, as you do. Twice. As you do again! Meanwhile Lady Elle Bishop looks a little lost, but Lady Leda and Lady Turtle come to her rescue!
Over a drink, Sir Jon and Lady Leda discussed not being new anymore, while the missing Lady Turtle was very nice to shy Lady Tara, who also talked with Lady Leda about homes! Lady Ellie assured Lady Tara that you get used to the place, while Sir Jack Priest and the missing Lady Valentine discussed driving and crimes against writing! Lady Malon and Sir Jack caught up to fill a gap of having not chatted recently, and Lady Leda was glad to see a pantless, shirtless Sir Hannibal. I guess he got permission! And it helps Lady Yuffie appreciate Fandom more, huzzah! Lady Ellie appreciates it, as well, and Sir Hannibal makes sure to give Lady Layla her due credit for his lack of clothes. Lady Angela is also among those admiring the lack of clothes, and Lady Diana wonders how Lady Layla managed it. Maybe because she knows stuff? And names kids things like lapis lazuli?
Deadpool: Laaaaaylaaaaaaa!
Worf: Can we stop talking about this woman and just finish this damned broadcast?
Minsc:....Topaz. Lady Yo-Yo stared at Sir Hannibal's freedom from clothing for a while, and Lady Elle Woods thought it was a hazing thing. No, no, just a man who appreciates his freedom! Lady Elle Bishop ogled, of course, and then the notes move away from Sir Hannibal and onto the missing Lady Valentine and Sir Ender, and more about Lady Layla knowing things. The missing Lady Valentine also talked with Lady Maron about getting Sir Ender some cabana boys...
....
...that's...awkward. I don't even know why, but it is. Either way, Lady Rose mocked Sir Alex's hangover, while Lady Elle Woods and Lady Fiona have moods that balance each other out. Lady Elle Woods also thinks Sir Robin is so cute, which is good, because he won't eat her face or anything. Lady Eleanor and Lady Elle talk about how there's a lot of people with names like that here now, yes.
Worf: Turtle then attempted to adjust Yuffie. I'm not sure if that means she has setting like a computer or an appliance but I'm sure it was done according to the owner's manual's instructions. Ino then needlessly explained why shirtless boys are attractive. Karla then decided to feed Arthur's ego by curtseying to him while Bones was cranky at Turtle being a wagon of welcome. The damn girl with the damned yo you tried to figure out why Bones was having issues and then the boy named Bones was weirded out by Leda. He then met Dean who apparently reminded Bones of someone he knows but in a bad way. Leda and KArla then talked about ice cream while George and Fiona attempted to see if they were sexually compatible.
*chittering*
You call it flirting. I call it as it is. Tahiri then mistook George for someone else while Joolushko was happy to meet Turtle, Eleanor, Ellie and Dean. Hoshi then gave Hurley a hug while Morgana and Leda discussed their happiness about not being new as did Morgana and Griff. Leda was amused by Ino's crown while Joan had a message about about something. And it should be noted that Ronan was happy to see that Hoshi was back in town.
Dorms:
Worf: Before I continue, the squirrels have given me a news item. The station has apparently been purchased by the Continental News Network. So This... is CNN.
*squirrels chittering in amusement*
I fail to see the humor in this. Starting off the news, Layla "I Know Stuff" Miller made several phone calls. Details on who she talked to, their length and the topics of these phone calls are unknown. Elsewhere Kyle Reese appeared on the island with his buck naked. Francine then moved to Katchoo's room with the help of Merlin and Arthur who apparently bickered at each other like the sexist metaphorical housewives they are.
*chittering*
The squirrels have given me a notice to let everyone know that this portion of the news is brought to you by 7-UP. "The Un-Cola".
*More amused chittering*
While out in the town Yuffie was checking out Wellspring Arms when Zack was involved in a horrible rickshaw accident which was witnessed by Elena and Yuffie. Later in the evening, Yuffie called home.
Later in the evening Jon brought a picnic to Claire's room where... someone spilled rum on my notes.
Minsc: And in the room of common on the second floor!, Sir Robin is watching a marathon of a TV show that makes him very excited and hopefully makes him feel better about jumpy girls running away from him like he would eat their face.
Worf: In some cultures that's considered foreplay. ... Not that I know anything about that.
Deadpool: Maybe if you're one of those facehumping aliens with Signourney Weaver.
Town:
Deadpool: That Rachel chick figured out newbies would be arriving at MCA. Or MHA, Something with an ‘m’ and an ‘a’ in it. Mary was not bluffin’ with her muffin over at the hotel. Jackie whoever the hell that is, complained about the delivery boy to her. Was he delivering muffins? Or glue guns? That hottie Dani was doing the counting thing over at the Gig. Like a sexy Rainman, I guess. Vince and his horrible outfit was by to chat about the weather. So... sex? Sex. Hope is having a sale at T&C. Hope’s still a crappy name, btw, Layla. I’m just sayin’. Boring, boring, boooring. Arya was over at that Coyote Medicine place, Chuck Bass, bitch was opening Caritas aaaaaand, Minsc’s every breath you take girlfriend put up STD posters at the clinic.
Minsc: ....wait, whut? My what?
Worf: Girlfriend. Clearly you need your hearing checked.
Deadpool: What Wrinkles said.
Worf: Meanwhile over at MCA, Professor Mohinder was called home for the summer while over at the junkyard Captain James T. Kirk and Bones McCoy arrived and found that Bones had turned into a teenager.
... That... That is not possible! Clearly your note taking abilities have been hampered by rum. I refuse to believe that such people are on this island.
Minsc: And I don't have a girlfrie-- Oh, by Tempus' mighty blade, that's all the notes, isn't it? Can we just go now?
Deadpool: Yes, before they bring more papers!
Worf: Klingons never retreat. However since this is not a battle... I concur.
Minsc: BEAT IT, SQUIRRELS. WE ARE OUT!
Deadpool: Drama queeeeen.
Minsc: Oh, shut u--
*click*
[[ sonofmogh and mouthy_merc are my favouritest people in the world right now! They get mega cookies and booze for their awesome help ]]
Minsc: Ah-hah! Evil-doer, beware, for Minsc and Boo are-- Oh. Hullo, squirrels. I was told there might be danger here....but I do not see it. I just see radio stuffs.
*even more crashing*
Worf: Stop and... Wait. There is no invading force taking over the communications of this island! How dare you squirrels send me a false alarm!
*MORE CRASHING*
Deadpool: Where's the rum in danger---DAMN IT ALL. You know, you'd think by now I woulda learned that a sign claiming there's free booze in here was a lie.
Minsc: ...Sir Deadpool, Sir Worf. I wish I could say that the squirrels are putting this together for a very impressive brawl, but I fear that this is not the case. There are too many notes involved for this to be a brawl, aren't there?
Deadpool: I'm sorry, I couldn't focus on anything but the italics, wha?
Minsc: *grunts* Radio. Notes. No fighty. Woe!
Worf: This is hardly an honorable way to die.
Minsc: Then let us forge forward bravely, Sir Worf, and hope we come out of it alive!
SCHOOL:
Minsc: A lot of things happened today, but they were all at that really big picnic...
Deadpool: Heeeere’s siblings! Fun for a boy and fun for a girl. Puppy and Iceman met and Zack explained that I was a superhero to him. No, no. Anti-hero. Anti-hero. Jack met Mirax--crazy alien names, heh--and warned her not to believe a word Jill said about him. Diana met Tybalt the kitty cat and explained to him about this time travel dealie. Chuck met Jean and... ooooh man. No, no, no. Summers, Jeanie. Not Bass. Summers. Rose never let go and tried to ease Elle Bishop into the flow of things. With naked drawings? Those might help. So would open mouth kisses.
Jaina and Bones chatted about blackholes and how they suck. Fuuuuuny, squirrels. Real funny. I’m poisoning you next time. Jon met Layla who... knew stuff and didn’t need help. SPOILSPORT, LAYLA. GO NAME PEOPLE AFTER CRAPPY GEM STONES SOME MORE.
Minsc: Liiiike...Jade? Magnicite? AQUAMARINE?
Worf: There are thousands of gemstones available on this planet. If we are to name them all we will be here all night.
Deadpool: Pearl's a good one too. Adora and Tara met and there was ice cream abounds! Jack was kind enough to explain to Kyle aaaaall about time travel bringing folks here. Kaaaaate met Francine and there was talk of cookies. Delicious cookies. Eva broke sooooo many laws and smoked as she waited for her sibling. Joan met Elena and there was talk of the usual gremlins and weetiny crap. Yes, kiddos. it happens. Tahiri set Spock, no last name, straight on the year and place. Shoulda told him people give money as a greeting. I woulda.
K-mart calmed down a nervous ass Chloe and tried to reassure her this place was just hunky-dory. LIES. Jennifer met George who got his flirt on with her. Just you watch out, man. She like’s ‘em... Juggernauty. I’m not sayin’ anything by that, just that it would take a certain kind of... Juggernauty man to satisfy her. Helen and Jool--Joolush-- June. I’mma call you June. Helen and June met up. Likewise with Emma and Elle of an unknown variety. Jack was lookin’ around for Tosh. Yuffie and her giant weapon got a crash course in Fandom by having a weeeee felt frog for a sibling. Yo yo skeewatintatin and Danny talked about home and then fight club. Kids. You don’t talk about fight club. Jeeze, Yo Yo Ma.
Minsc: And people found their new roommates, which can be very exciting unless you hate your roommates! I happen to like all mine, and now that we have a lady again, Sir Simon is not the most lady-ish of us, either! Lady Kate and Sir Bobby tried to figure out if the co-ed thing was a real deal; either way, Lady Chloe and Lady Toshiko are very glad they don't have to deal with it! Sir George and Lady Layla do, however, and promise to work on it, and Lady Joolushko and Lady Mirax don't have to work on it because they are a-okay with rooming with someone from a different planet, which is good because I bet that happens a lot around here.
Worf: It happens to me everyday.
Minsc: Me, too! Lady Elle and Lady Jean have met already on the shuttle and talk about their powers, while Lady Tara and Lady Fiona were total nerds about books. Lady Eva and Sir Danny are glad that they're both in this newbie thing together, while Lady Elle Woods and Lady Adora are bound to have the pinkest, girliest room in all of existence! Even more so than Sir Simon's!
Sir Tybalt is not at all disappointed in having Lady Alex as a roommate, so I guess he doesn't worry about women who stab when they're angry. Although you do get used to it! Sir Kyle is also not phased by rooming with Lady Alice, although she sure is. Stabbings, Sir Kyle. Stabbings! Poor Sir Bones, as the squirrels doth dub him, meets his roommate Lady Emma...oh, is she one of those women? Lady Yuffie and Lady Triela discuss both knowing Sir Reno, who makes a fine giant chicken, and Lady Elena and Sir Spock were easy-going about the co-ed thing, which is nice. No stabbing there, I hope.
Worf: Did he say...? No. Definitely a different person. The Teachers then gathered to apparently discuss highly academic matters. Fred and Deadpool discovered they knew each other in an alternate universe type fashion. Veronica then introduced herself to Fred as being his teaching buddy. To which Fred replied. "GET IN MY BELLY!"
*chittering*
My apologies. Apparently that news item was completely fabricated. Max and Mitchell met up in the shade while Rick seemed frustrated that Gibbs had never heard of him before. Layla and Deadpool apparently also know each other in the alternate universe kind of way while Tim asked if Deadpool was ready to take a blunt instrument and bash all the new people's brains in.
*chittering*
I apologize. Apparently breaking one's brain in this town is simply a colorful metaphor. Tim then apparently failed at making small talk with Gibbs and then later Kirk tried to ascertain where the heck he had ended up. Tim then remembered that Tyler used to be a student at school while Max and Loki discussed their classes. Daisy then chatted with Loki about having another party sometime soon.
Veronica then talked with Tim about the weather and then learned she had a double in the forme of Elle. Daisy and Tim then talked about different types of Loki's while Tyler was all "Rawr" over Daisy's uniform.
Rick then introduced himself to Zoe which apparently caused some awkwardness While Kirk was surprised to see Spock...
That cannot be right. Clearly the squirrels have been misinformed. The girl with the damned yo-yo--
Deadpool: Her name is Yo Yo Ma.
Worf; --then mistook Kirk for someone else while Deadpool warned Steve about various security threats in the form of new students they already know.
Before I continue, the Squirrels have given me another notice. This weekend at the movie theater the second episode of the original Space Battles is now playing. Come see the evil villain approach the hero and utter "Duke! I am your father!"
*squirrely cheers*
I do not understand these rodents at all.
Deadpool: You gotta do it lower!
Worf: At the Picnic there was socializing. Also known as "mingling". The one known as Arthur was there "chilling" when he was approached by Merlin who asked him to send him some pictures of him naked. The one known as Layla was then reportedly very creepy and knowledgable at him which caused him to be very double-you-tee-eff. Whatever that means. Ino then reportedly came over to ask Arthur to be a jerk at her to which he apparently gallantly refused to do. Ender was then approached by weird and knowing one known as Layla and the merely cheerful Maron. Karla was then very oh-em-gee toward Ender as he was being a sociable butterfly. Leto then had his ear talked off by Elle and was questioned by Triela if he was attempting camoflauge with a plate. Ino then tried to kiss and make up with Leto but not in a literal fashion which apparently is important to point out when it comes to Leto. Leda then attempted to have Leto haze the newbies while Leto and Jack discussed their past and present siblings.
Bobby was then quote "Awkward and adorable" with Turtle and then talked to Kyle about their shiny newness. Elle was then very bouncy at Bobby while the frog known as Robin merely waved at him.
Minsc: Lady Layla informed Sir Hannibal about the shirtless tradition, which sounds like a clever ploy to get him in his boxers, but, hey, it worked for her, so more power to her! Sir Ned was a little tetchy about the crowds, while Lady Eva wishes she hadn't worn heels and chats with Lady Turtle about where they are from! Lady Joan also chatted with Lady Eva, but about the school-sponsored adventure tomorrow and Fandom weirdness, although, really, it is not at that weird, even if Lady Leda also tries to tell Lady Eva about it, too. Lady Elle allowed Lady Eva to hold Sir Bruiser! I wonder if Sir Bruiser would like to meet my hamster?
Deadpool: Only if he likes rats.
Minsc: ...No, Boo likes squirrel. Like Moose like squirrel. Lady Turtle and Lady Elle made plans for future school activities, while Lady Ellie and Lady Elle find out they share more than just similar names, but a similar home city! Lady Ino apparently has the ability to tell that Sir George is both new and hungry by how he fills his plate, and Lady Turtle talks with him about nicknames. I have a nickname, you know, given to me by some old adventuring pals! It's big dumbass!
Worf: I believe that's not meant as a term of endearment.
Minsc: Then you clearly did not know Dynaheir, Sir Worf. Lady Jaina correctly identifies Sir George as not her twin brother, which means he can try hitting on her, while it is Lady Leda doing the flirting with Sir George! Lady Leda fails to convince Sir Alex to take off his shirt, so the crowd that Lady Joan surveys does not include a shirtless Sir Alex. And then Lady Eva and Lady Kate were totally girls and talked about their shoes. Lady Turtle and Lady Kate were slightly less girly, but still so in discussing ice cream consumption, and Sir Griff and Sir Alex are decidedly boys in bemoaning the lack of shirtless girls.
Deadpool: It's called a topless bar, guys. Minsc can tell you aaaaalll about it.
Minsc: They like it when you put gold coins in between their breasts. Anyway, Lady Elle Woods and Lady Leda are both off to greet Lady Liz, while Sir Dean's last picnic involves a very chatterboxy Lady Elle and a Sir Chuck who teases him about his eating, but it is OKAY, because Sir Dean has good genes! Lady Peyton hears the riveting tale of Sir Sam's kidnapping from Sir Dean, and Lady Triela checks on her food hording sibling, Lady Parker.
Deadpool: Eva got her innuendo on by asking Colonel Mew Mew for a puff of his cigar. It might not have been one, but I’m making it one now. So deal, folks. Deal. Heee’s then welcomed by Turtle and complains about the weapons ban. It’s more of a guideline, really... Leda then tried to warn him about the wacky. Mullet-less Jack approves of the innuendo-y cigars and thet have UST. Or talk about home. I prefer my version of it, really.
Rose aaaaalso flirted with Fancy Feast and was informed his life was threatened. By Zack, probably. Triela who isn’t X-23 was all ‘What uuuuup?’ at Turtle over the networking she had goin’ on. Zack and Maron bounced at each other and oh god, no hanging out together ever again, kids. Just no. Layla got her know on with him about a rickshaw crash and hundreds dead and how he needed to name his kid Emerald. Or something. Robin the frog was all confused if Zack was new. No, no he’s not.
Valentine and Alex got their ‘so much smarter than you’ flirt on. Aww, how annoying. Ellie was mingling. Edward who isn’t Scotty got applauded by Ino for randomly singing. I thought that was a sign of psychosis, man. Ino had a floral crown and got compliments from the X-23 reject in tooown. Oh! And a shocker for all... Maron is excited. Kyle sneaks food and is told by Ino there’s looooads of it. But not for street urchins. They starve. Eva said she’d do the same if she wasn’t in a dress which makes no sense if you ask me, but whatevs. And then he was attacked by Layla to chat about the future. And get him to name his kid Opal.
Minsc: Peridot!
Deadpool: Excellent try! Turtle told him he doesn’t have to horde food. Because we do actually have loads. And as long as you’re adorable, I suppose you can have some. But you better be cute as a button. Leto joined in to inform him about the looooads of food as well. Hinata was all anti-social and then asked by Triela what the dealio. And then she’s accosted by a frog about ice cream and celebrating the 4th. Blah blah blah. Blow things up already! Edmund is people watchin’... Ino asks about putting grass in Tahiri’s room. I shouldn’t make this joke, so I’ll letcha all think it yourselves. Triela catches up with her and is all yay over a non-douch lil’ sibling this time around. Alex is aaaalso there. Finally, Leda wants to know if Triela broke any boys. Dirty? I hope not.
Worf: Perhaps it is meant literally. Can she break people in half? That would be quite a feat.
Minsc: But it does get kind of messy.
Deadpool: The picnic just won’t die. Diana is all there and stuff. Serena’s hair asked Chuck if he was having fun and he responded by going all psuedo-incestuous. Chuck. That ain’t right, man. Eva is quote ‘on that flask of his’ so I’mma take it as something dirty. He then got hit on by Elle B. Christ. Too many of you kids this time. Tosh and Iceman got all up in each other’s dorky ass koolaid. Cuuuute. I kinda wanna vomit, but... ya know.
Tosh then chatted up Turtle about last names and translations. My name is Deadpool. It’s Spanish for... pool of the dead. Fascinating, right? Wroooong. One of the Elles assured Tosh people were nice despite this being a damnedable lie. She is then bewildered by a frog and bumped into by a mullet.
Harper, who I kinda think wasn’t allowed to color outside the lines as a kid and is now taking it out on fashion, wore a flowerpot on her head. Elle W. is all up in that creativity. Yeah, it was probably pink too. The lush known as Eva was all curious about high fashion. No, then she’d be on ANTM. DUH. Get with it, Eva. Turtle is amazed by it--Turtle. BAD. Avoid the potted plants. Maron who should have been concerned about sanity, was more worried about the weight of it. Hoshi was off being emo before Hinata asked how she was. Which I’m suuuure cheered her right up. Well, more than being hugged by a felt frog or waved at by a mullet.
Minsc: Lady Rose and Lady Serena are in agreement that not being new is way better! And, since no one has stolen a plane or brought Lady Rose chocolate, Lady Rose and Sir Zayne shall steal a boat, because that makes perfect sense. NO MORE RUM FOR THAT SQUIRREL. Lady Naomi was there to mingle, while Lady Jaina expected trauma lurking in every corner! Lady Turtle informs Lady Mirax of her knowledge of all things Fandom, including ducking out of radio duties, while Lady Triela informs Lady Mirax that all the weirdness stuff is indeed tru fax. However, Lady Mirax is a smart newbie and points out to Sir Griff that many people could find them good for mocking. I am assured that Lady Esme is not intimidated, while Lady Serena is hoping that Lady Layla can tell her some future stuff that she knows. Sir Hannibal is also helpful and teaches Lady Serena about shirtlessness, but Lady Angela finds out from Lady Layla that Sir Hannibal will not take off his pants without her permission...
...is that how it's supposed to work, then? You need permission first or else they blow torch your stuff?
Deadpool: ...you know, that's considered domestic battery. Looked it up once. And then looked up the difference between theft and larceny.
Minsc: I....should look into that, too. Sir Merlin is a little irritated with Lady Layla knowing things, and then he is mystified by Lady Tara's adorable stutterings about cookies and exams, while Lady Karla teases Sir Merlin about how not everyone is as nice as they seem! And when Lady Jean and Lady Turtle meet, overacheivement bursts forth, even if Lady Jean is a little horrified about the zombies! But not as bad as she was toward poor brave Sir Robin. He is just a frog, people, and a very nice one. It's not like he's got fangs and is trying to eat your face or anything. And I've seen frogs like that before! Lady Jean improved a little, though, because she did not stare at Lady Leda's ears. Lady Jo has no shirt, while Lady Serena and Lady Effy ruminate on whether they've found their places yet. Lady Layla knows stuff about where Lady Joan is from, and then she delights Lady Turtle with talk of Sir Jamie's Squishy sales and how hot he is. Lady Layla probably knows stuff about Lady Triela, too. Just a wild guess.
Deadpool: It's her schtick. We just go with it and occasionally mock. But then... she knows that.
Minsc: Sir Zayne scans the crowd and maybe figures out the weak spots; that is what I would do! Lady Yuffie cheerfully informs Lady Elena that Fandom sucks, which is a damn dirty lie! Lady Ino tells Lady Elena about her pretty floral crown....Boo likes flowers, don't you, Boo? And Lady Turtle is also saying hi to Lady Elena. You'd think with all that saying hello to people, Lady Turtle could uphold her radio duties. Not that I'm complaining, I mean, but, you know...
Sir Griff wonders if Lady Elena has met any crazycakes people yet, before they talk spy talk. Sir Jon is shirtless and tries to get Lady Leda to join him in that state of shirtlessness, too, while Lady Turtle rolls her eyes at his shirtlessness before gossiping with him about Lady Claire. Then Lady Layla and Sir Yakko have a conversation that is said to be pure and unadulterated awesome, because she knows stuff and he knows things and those are very handy combinations! And then Sir Yakko talks to Lady Leda about the phone book, and looking up summers in them.
Deadpool: They're in Westchester! WESTCHESTER.
Minsc: Sir Jack Burton gets food, as you do. Twice. As you do again! Meanwhile Lady Elle Bishop looks a little lost, but Lady Leda and Lady Turtle come to her rescue!
Over a drink, Sir Jon and Lady Leda discussed not being new anymore, while the missing Lady Turtle was very nice to shy Lady Tara, who also talked with Lady Leda about homes! Lady Ellie assured Lady Tara that you get used to the place, while Sir Jack Priest and the missing Lady Valentine discussed driving and crimes against writing! Lady Malon and Sir Jack caught up to fill a gap of having not chatted recently, and Lady Leda was glad to see a pantless, shirtless Sir Hannibal. I guess he got permission! And it helps Lady Yuffie appreciate Fandom more, huzzah! Lady Ellie appreciates it, as well, and Sir Hannibal makes sure to give Lady Layla her due credit for his lack of clothes. Lady Angela is also among those admiring the lack of clothes, and Lady Diana wonders how Lady Layla managed it. Maybe because she knows stuff? And names kids things like lapis lazuli?
Deadpool: Laaaaaylaaaaaaa!
Worf: Can we stop talking about this woman and just finish this damned broadcast?
Minsc:....Topaz. Lady Yo-Yo stared at Sir Hannibal's freedom from clothing for a while, and Lady Elle Woods thought it was a hazing thing. No, no, just a man who appreciates his freedom! Lady Elle Bishop ogled, of course, and then the notes move away from Sir Hannibal and onto the missing Lady Valentine and Sir Ender, and more about Lady Layla knowing things. The missing Lady Valentine also talked with Lady Maron about getting Sir Ender some cabana boys...
....
...that's...awkward. I don't even know why, but it is. Either way, Lady Rose mocked Sir Alex's hangover, while Lady Elle Woods and Lady Fiona have moods that balance each other out. Lady Elle Woods also thinks Sir Robin is so cute, which is good, because he won't eat her face or anything. Lady Eleanor and Lady Elle talk about how there's a lot of people with names like that here now, yes.
Worf: Turtle then attempted to adjust Yuffie. I'm not sure if that means she has setting like a computer or an appliance but I'm sure it was done according to the owner's manual's instructions. Ino then needlessly explained why shirtless boys are attractive. Karla then decided to feed Arthur's ego by curtseying to him while Bones was cranky at Turtle being a wagon of welcome. The damn girl with the damned yo you tried to figure out why Bones was having issues and then the boy named Bones was weirded out by Leda. He then met Dean who apparently reminded Bones of someone he knows but in a bad way. Leda and KArla then talked about ice cream while George and Fiona attempted to see if they were sexually compatible.
*chittering*
You call it flirting. I call it as it is. Tahiri then mistook George for someone else while Joolushko was happy to meet Turtle, Eleanor, Ellie and Dean. Hoshi then gave Hurley a hug while Morgana and Leda discussed their happiness about not being new as did Morgana and Griff. Leda was amused by Ino's crown while Joan had a message about about something. And it should be noted that Ronan was happy to see that Hoshi was back in town.
Dorms:
Worf: Before I continue, the squirrels have given me a news item. The station has apparently been purchased by the Continental News Network. So This... is CNN.
*squirrels chittering in amusement*
I fail to see the humor in this. Starting off the news, Layla "I Know Stuff" Miller made several phone calls. Details on who she talked to, their length and the topics of these phone calls are unknown. Elsewhere Kyle Reese appeared on the island with his buck naked. Francine then moved to Katchoo's room with the help of Merlin and Arthur who apparently bickered at each other like the sexist metaphorical housewives they are.
*chittering*
The squirrels have given me a notice to let everyone know that this portion of the news is brought to you by 7-UP. "The Un-Cola".
*More amused chittering*
While out in the town Yuffie was checking out Wellspring Arms when Zack was involved in a horrible rickshaw accident which was witnessed by Elena and Yuffie. Later in the evening, Yuffie called home.
Later in the evening Jon brought a picnic to Claire's room where... someone spilled rum on my notes.
Minsc: And in the room of common on the second floor!, Sir Robin is watching a marathon of a TV show that makes him very excited and hopefully makes him feel better about jumpy girls running away from him like he would eat their face.
Worf: In some cultures that's considered foreplay. ... Not that I know anything about that.
Deadpool: Maybe if you're one of those facehumping aliens with Signourney Weaver.
Town:
Deadpool: That Rachel chick figured out newbies would be arriving at MCA. Or MHA, Something with an ‘m’ and an ‘a’ in it. Mary was not bluffin’ with her muffin over at the hotel. Jackie whoever the hell that is, complained about the delivery boy to her. Was he delivering muffins? Or glue guns? That hottie Dani was doing the counting thing over at the Gig. Like a sexy Rainman, I guess. Vince and his horrible outfit was by to chat about the weather. So... sex? Sex. Hope is having a sale at T&C. Hope’s still a crappy name, btw, Layla. I’m just sayin’. Boring, boring, boooring. Arya was over at that Coyote Medicine place, Chuck Bass, bitch was opening Caritas aaaaaand, Minsc’s every breath you take girlfriend put up STD posters at the clinic.
Minsc: ....wait, whut? My what?
Worf: Girlfriend. Clearly you need your hearing checked.
Deadpool: What Wrinkles said.
Worf: Meanwhile over at MCA, Professor Mohinder was called home for the summer while over at the junkyard Captain James T. Kirk and Bones McCoy arrived and found that Bones had turned into a teenager.
... That... That is not possible! Clearly your note taking abilities have been hampered by rum. I refuse to believe that such people are on this island.
Minsc: And I don't have a girlfrie-- Oh, by Tempus' mighty blade, that's all the notes, isn't it? Can we just go now?
Deadpool: Yes, before they bring more papers!
Worf: Klingons never retreat. However since this is not a battle... I concur.
Minsc: BEAT IT, SQUIRRELS. WE ARE OUT!
Deadpool: Drama queeeeen.
Minsc: Oh, shut u--
*click*
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