[What looks like a fail lock but isn't a fail lock? Shinji being an ass.]

[failsatmastery]

Ryudo, I put the phone down after two minutes and when I came back you were in the middle of describing an elaborate sexual fantasy.

Just get a tape recorder, it'll last longer. I barely even know who Kaito is.

((There was no phone call whatsoever, Shinji's just kind of a dick who has correctly surmised that Issei ~really likes~ one Kuroba Kaito

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[herrglimmerous]

Doesn't really sound like the Herr Ryudo I spoke to.

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[herrglimmerous]

I'm a competitive man, that's exactly how I think.

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[failsatmastery]

For me, is there really a reason to expect too much out of any one girl? It's not lowering of standards if it's just letting things happen as they will.

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[herrglimmerous]

I guess it's the perfectionist inside of me rearing its stubborn head.

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[failsatmastery]

Good luck! I'll be cheering for you.

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[herrglimmerous]

Danke.

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[failsatmastery]

Bitte.

[stripping]

This is Matou Shinji that you're speaking to, a former classmate. Notable hobbies include lying in order to get a rise out of people.

[herrglimmerous]

We've spoken once before, so I guess I can assume he's trying to take the mickey out of you. Fortunately I have an "innocent until proven guilty" policy.

[stripping]

Mickey?

[herrglimmerous]

He's picking on you.

[stripping]

I could have told you that.

[herrglimmerous]

I figured it out, based on the fact that he said to me that you two don't exactly get along...and I've got a basic handle on your personality.

[stripping]

Why does everyone have to mock me?

[herrglimmerous]

Some people do it because the like you and they really don't know how to express themselves. Take Herr greed for instance, he's always pissing me off and vice versa, but it works...somehow. Then there are others who look at you and see an easy target.

[stripping]

I don't want to be an easy target. I can't help it if the people I associate with don't know how to be friendly and not drive me insane, but I won't allow myself to be treated so badly by others.