accidental audio; WHEREIN THE ANGELS FINALLY FEED THEMSELVES

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[There's clanking and shuffling and all kinds of weird you-just-got-butt-dialed sounds. There's a distant voice that gets clearer then blurry in random jolts, a very familiar deep-voiced woman murmuring something constantly, almost urgently. It sounds like she's talking to herself, in that weirdly urgent tone when a person is trying to both talk

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[painhumbles]

[Poking his head out some random door] Y'know, myrrh's not that great. Who the hell even gives that to a kid? "Here, your Dad says you're gonna die a virgin, have something for your corp"- do I smell cookies?

[Priorities. He has them... And a two-day stubble. He may be hobo-bearded before this is over. Make it stop.]

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Yes. [But the cookies are staying in their Tupperware, Gabriel, because first you get real food.

Oh, and think fast- that's a bottle of water whipping at your head.]

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[painhumbles]

[He catches it with some degree of difficulty and proceeds to chug it, completely unaware of how thirsty he was until precisely this moment. DEAR GOD, THAT TASTES LIKE DELICIOUSNESS.]

I'd give you a tip, but I'm fresh outta ones.

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[Reaching into her bag of wonders.]

Here. [Have a ham sandwich. She'd ask what kind you want, but that's really not her style.]

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[hexdontlie]

[From across the Chateau, bitch.]

If it's food, I'll get out the pen and sign the peace treaties with you here and now.

[That's a big statement coming from an anorexic gymnast.]

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[FINE SHE CAN SHOUT. She... actually has the energy now. Hooray for not being a weaksauce kitten.]

Then show me where to initial.

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[hexdontlie]

[Don't shout, loser not!angel. She's calling you because she's too lazy to leave her room.]

Seriously, I will draw up documents, and they will be good until we get our powers back. You'll have my word and the knowledge that, if I break it, your brother will take it out of my ass.

Now, what the hell did you get?

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[Augh fine turning around to face the actual PCD. Loser.]

Food. [Very descriptive, yes. Look she doesn't know what's what, okay. It's all just food to her.] Vegetables, meat. Some fruit. She had cookies.

[Shrugging and.. her hand sort of surreptitiously going to her hair. Her head itches why.] Lucifer isn't the only one who would be displeased if you broke a truce.

It should extend beyond the scope of this event, if he insists on keeping you.

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[saintedsinner]

You have berries and twigs?

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[...Stare.]

Why would I have that?

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[saintedsinner]

Don't you people eat?

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Humans eat. [Hnngh.] But not twigs.

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[He's mot quite clear on how to work his PCD yet, and so it catches him muttering ho himself.]

That prayer...

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[A little defensively:] What about it?

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[gravitysflash]

[There's a pause as he realizes he was heard, but he recovers quickly.]

Nothing. I was surprised that I recognized it, that's all.

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It is famous for a reason.

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Ah, you people and your religion.

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I have met God myself, Koschei. Take your arbitrary skepticism elsewhere.

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There's no such being in my universe.

And what have we said about that name?

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You cannot know that. The fact that you haven't personally encountered something means nothing.

Nothing of interest. But calling you "Time Lord" is no longer accurate.