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TL;DR RULES
1. post anonymously unless linking to a fill posted somewhere else
2. use the subject line to indicate pairing (in alphabetical order using stage names i.e.baekhyun/chanyeol) prompt details go in the comment.
3. use necessary content warnings
4. do not embed on meme. link to images/videos. label nsfw content.
5. do not repost prompts ( Read more... )
"wait... we're rating them according to dick size?"
"why wouldn't we? that's all i see. basketball shorts are god's gift"
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Playing sports was a different matter though, Zitao loved participating in casual sports. He never went competitive though, much to his highschool sport teacher’s disappointment, mainly because he had wushu that required copious amounts of time and so any other form of activity was beyond Zitao’s capabilities. But also because the majority of sports were team sports and Zitao, although good natured and sweet, could never rely on another person’s skills and ( ... )
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Luhan smiled victoriously, “totally a six.”
“That one with the grey singlet, a seven.”
Luhan scoffed, “no way, five and a half tops.”
Zitao shrugged, “that’s a bit harsh…”
“No, I like my men like that,” Luhan replied indignantly.
“uh ok,” before suddenly Zitao’s eyes fell upon a blond haired guy, at least 185cm tall, “wow, now that’s a ten.”
Luhan who was busy salivating at a shorter player with the numbers 99 on his jersey slowly turned to look at Zitao, “gross dude, I didn’t know you were into that and I’m pretty sure he’s seven inches max.”
“Wait,” Zitao looked at the older boy confused, “I thought we were rating them hotness?”
“I thought we were rating them on dick size?”
Zitao looked incredulously at his friend, “why would we be rating them on dick size?”
“Zitao...why wouldn’t we be?” Luhan questioned, “it’s all I can see, look bball shorts are God’s gift ( ... )
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