003 | video | Day Eighteen | Morning

[deceptive_lulz]

Eheh...does anyone else think it's been awfully quiet lately?

[Lying on her stomach, across her bed, she has one arm folded near her chest while her other hand twirls the stem of a single, crispy leaf. Sarina herself seems distracted, focusing her gaze on the spinning leaf as if she were debating something with herself.]

The week before we had ghosts

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[illinest]

Shit is like The Happening 2.

M. Night Shyamalan and Uwe Boll team up to make a gorefest based on the revenge of trees. It'll be a hit, cuz. Trust a brother.

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[deceptive_lulz]

M. Night Shaaa... [She already can't remember how you pronounce the rest of the name.] ...eheh -- they actually make movies about that kind of thing?! Revenge of trees?!

I don't know if those two are - uh - "douchebags" or not, but that sounds really stupid! Eeheehee!

[illinest]

Yep.

Top tier douchebags. The kinda guys you'd wanna make replacement whack-a-moles. I totally jerk off to the thought of punching either of these two pricks square in the jaw. Just the idea of my fist meeting some German asshole's mouth gets me all Jack Link's, know what I mean?

[deceptive_lulz]

[...no, Bro. No, she really doesn't know what you mean. Sarina really needed to get to work on that Strider-to-English glossary already. But hell, she still made a thoughtful glance to the camera as she attempted to translate with the knowledge she had acquired so far:

"Top ranked assholes. The kind of men who would make replacement moles you want to punch. I totally get off to the idea of punching either of those two dicks square in the jaw. (Hey, at least she wasn't the only one who got off to some sort of violence. Was that what he meant?) Just the idea of my first meeting some German asshole's mouth (Hitler?) gets me all ??? (what), know what I mean?"]

...what's "Jack Link's"? Eehee?

[illinest]

The most delicious snack this side of a Funyun.

[deceptive_lulz]

[That still didn't make a lot of sense, but she supposed that if she took out the last sentence, she sort of understood what he was saying. Maybe.]

If they pissed you off that much, why didn't you punch them before coming here?

[illinest]

Was on my to-do list. I got a hella long one, chickadee.

[deceptive_lulz]

[...right, he was probably one of the many who wanted off the island. Well, at least she wasn't really attached to him.]

It seems like there's a lot of "tools" who make movies, where you came from. Hahaha -- are you on some sort of crusade against everyone who makes "shitty" movies?

[illinest]

Nah. Just a couple notables.

[deceptive_lulz]

So what else do you have on your to-do list? Heehee? Or least what's a couple of other things?

[illinest]

Suck the dick of every past and present member of Wu-Tang Clan.

Thrash mad rails with Tony Hawk and or Rob Dyrdek.

Jizz discreetly into someone's Smirnoff Ice and make 'em drink it.

Just to name a few.

[deceptive_lulz]

[Two out of three involved dicks. Here's her surprised face, Bro. If surprised meant not surprised at all, that is. At least she knew that Dyrdek was a person now.]

Who the hell is the Wu-Tang Clan? Heehee? [Sounded like a military unit, so she was curious.]

[illinest]

Shit. Do you realize how much I need internet access right now.

[Shuffling through the magical sylladex now. Which isn't really a thing that can be seen but he so is.]

Maybe I got some examples with me, hold up.

[deceptive_lulz]

It would be useful. [And you better believe stalker girl would be all over it, if it were possible here.

And she actually knows about sylladexes, through Vriska (and boy was that weird), so she waited patiently. While she speculated over what the hell the group was, she leaned her head against one of her hands thoughtfully.]

You have videos? Haha?

[illinest]

[And out pops their first album in handy yet not-as-ironic CD form. But he doesn't carry records around. Too worried about scratching the delicate surface.

However, he's sure to let LB know about that:]

Got it in vinyl too but y'know.

[Since LB cares so much about this shit, right.]

Yeah. I'll let you borrow this. 'Cause I'm that nice, yo. Consider yourself luckier than a Lotto winner.

[deceptive_lulz]

Vinyl...?

[She furrowed her brow at his offering, but hey...she did have a conversation with Sayaka about trying new types of music.]

Thanks, I guess. Eheh -- but why do you like them so much?