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Upgrade to the Esteletheque mk 1 !
Thank you for upgrading! The ESTELETHEQUE mk 1.1 has many new features.
New In Mk 1.1!
-Improved battery life: the ESTELETHEQUE has been outfitted with a TEA INFUSER fuel-injection system, which improves battery life 30%. WARNING: Running too long on battery power will result in crashing, crabbiness, swearing, and poor decision making.
-The ESTELETHEQUE received the DOCTORATE upgrade in December of 2011 and immediatly began loading the POST-DOCTORAL FELLOWSHIP upgrade. However, this upgrade proved incompatible with the OS and had to be uninstalled. The ESTELETHEQUE is currently undergoing further upgrades.
FAQ:
Q: I ordered a research scientist! Why is the ESTELETHEQUE playing with a stethescope?
A: The ESTELETHEQUE is currently downloading the NURSE upgrade. This will complete in December 2014, at which point the NCLEX quality-control program will upgrade the ESTELETHEQUE to ESTELETHEQUE, RN.
Q: The ESTELETHEQUE appears to be accepting SEAFOOD brand fuel. That's new!
A: New in Mk 1.1, the ESTELETHEQUE accepts SEAFOOD brand fuel, especially the SUSHI variety.
Q: I heard that a bigot who's on the radar of the SPLC called out the ESTELETHEQUE by name. What's up with that?
A: The ESTELETHEQUE's proudest moment: if he's angry with her, she must be doing something right.
Q: The ESTELETHEQUE appears to have significant chest scarring. Should I be worried?
A: The ESTELETHEQUE was damaged by the EXPLODING BLENDER bug. The damage is purely cosmetic.
Q: What is borborygmus and why is the ESTELETHEQUE laughing about it?
A: Borborygmus is the proper term for what Winnie the Pooh calls "rumbly in the tumbly." This is an inherently funny word.
Check in soon for more updates!
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This has been an entry for therealljidol. This was the introduction week.
Thank you for upgrading! The ESTELETHEQUE mk 1.1 has many new features.
New In Mk 1.1!
-Improved battery life: the ESTELETHEQUE has been outfitted with a TEA INFUSER fuel-injection system, which improves battery life 30%. WARNING: Running too long on battery power will result in crashing, crabbiness, swearing, and poor decision making.
-The ESTELETHEQUE received the DOCTORATE upgrade in December of 2011 and immediatly began loading the POST-DOCTORAL FELLOWSHIP upgrade. However, this upgrade proved incompatible with the OS and had to be uninstalled. The ESTELETHEQUE is currently undergoing further upgrades.
FAQ:
Q: I ordered a research scientist! Why is the ESTELETHEQUE playing with a stethescope?
A: The ESTELETHEQUE is currently downloading the NURSE upgrade. This will complete in December 2014, at which point the NCLEX quality-control program will upgrade the ESTELETHEQUE to ESTELETHEQUE, RN.
Q: The ESTELETHEQUE appears to be accepting SEAFOOD brand fuel. That's new!
A: New in Mk 1.1, the ESTELETHEQUE accepts SEAFOOD brand fuel, especially the SUSHI variety.
Q: I heard that a bigot who's on the radar of the SPLC called out the ESTELETHEQUE by name. What's up with that?
A: The ESTELETHEQUE's proudest moment: if he's angry with her, she must be doing something right.
Q: The ESTELETHEQUE appears to have significant chest scarring. Should I be worried?
A: The ESTELETHEQUE was damaged by the EXPLODING BLENDER bug. The damage is purely cosmetic.
Q: What is borborygmus and why is the ESTELETHEQUE laughing about it?
A: Borborygmus is the proper term for what Winnie the Pooh calls "rumbly in the tumbly." This is an inherently funny word.
Check in soon for more updates!
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This has been an entry for therealljidol. This was the introduction week.