The ESTELETHEQUE MK. I. Created 1985. All rights reserved.
Congratulations on your new ESTELETHEQUE. We, the makers of the ESTELETHEQUE, are proud of your choice. Please read the USER GUIDE carefully.
FAQ
What is an ESTELETHEQUE?
ESTELETHEQUE (Quenya: "HOPE'S WORDS") is one of approximately seven billion units in the HUMAN line of products. ESTELETHEQUE is of the FEMALE and US-AMERICAN variants. There are 150 million other units that are both variants, but the ESTELETHEQUE is unique.
What is the background of my new ESTELETHEQUE?
The ESTELETHEQUE was produced in Illinois, the second of three units to be produced by that production company. After 18 years of culturing and preparation, she was sent to Massachusetts to the COLLEGE training facility. She is now at the GRADUATE SCHOOL advanced-training facility in New York.
What is my ESTELETHEQUE useful for?
The ESTELETHEQUE is being trained in the exciting new field of STEM CELL BIOTECHNOLOGY. This training will be complete in 2011, at which point she will upgrade to be a ESTELETHEQUE, Ph.D. She is also well trained in the established fields of SNARK, COOKING, KNITTING, and READING FINE AND FUNNY LITERATURE.
I am interested in astrology. What is my ESTELETHEQUE's star sign?
The ESTELETHEQUE does not believe in astrology, so be advised. However, she was unpacked on January 20. Thus, she is on the Aquarius/Capricorn cusp. This knowledge is also useful for birthday celebrations.
I am interested in more information. Is there an additional source of information?
Yes! An additional source of information is estelwen, the main journal of the ESTELETHEQUE.
My ESTELETHEQUE seems to have a pronounced scar on the neck. Should I be concerned?
No. Several years ago, the ESTELETHEQUE was damaged by the CANCER bug. However, the problem was caught early and the damage was slight. There is minimal danger of further damage.
How do I fuel my ESTELETHEQUE?
The ESTELETHEQUE accepts many fuel types. However, any attempts to power the ESTELETHEQUE with SEAFOOD-brand fuel will result in rejection. BARBECUE-brand fuel is a wise choice, as are FONDUE, PASTA and the very popular CHOCOLATE brands. The ESTELETHEQUE also requires regular infusions of SLEEP fuel.
My ESTELETHEQUE is so cute! Would she be a good pairing with my other unit?
The ESTELETHEQUE is only compatible with other FEMALE-type units if the ROMANCE interaction is desired. However, she is compatible with all types except the DOUCHEBAG-type if the FRIENDSHIP interaction is desired.
Common Problems and Issues
My ESTELETHEQUE is muttering angrily about my other unit.
Is your other unit of the DOUCHEBAG variant? For optimum use, keep your ESTELETHEQUE away from all DOUCHEBAG units.
My ESTELETHEQUE has gone missing! I can't find her anywhere in the APARTMENT playset!
Have you looked in the LAB playset? The ESTELETHEQUE is frequently found there.
The ESTELETHEQUE isn't in the LAB playset either!
Try looking in the playsets of units the ESTELETHEQUE has the FRIENDSHIP interaction with, such as the playset cheshire23 shares with ravenshrinkery.
The ESTELETHEQUE unit is staring into space and giggling!
This is common. The ESTELETHEQUE frequently will remember something amusing when her attention is not required elsewhere.
My ESTELETHEQUE is glaring at the computer and muttering angrily as she types!
Keep in mind that many DOUCHEBAG units are on the internet.
My ESTELETHEQUE unit has been online for hours! She has over 80 tabs open!
Are the TVTropes or Wikipedia? If not, let it be. If yes, unplug the router.
I bought the THESIS PROJECT expansion pack, and now my ESTELETHEQUE doesn't want to do anything except spend time in the LAB playset!
You bought the THESIS PROJECT expansion pack. What were you expecting?
How long will this behavior persist? I'd like to do something with the ESTELETHEQUE!
This behavior will persist until the THESIS PROJECT expansion pack has come to fruition, at which the ESTELETHEQUE will produce a DISSERTATION and receive the DOCTORATE upgrade (found at the UNIVERSITY playset). The THESIS PROJECT expansion pack has a time limit. It is only good until the end of 2011. If a DISSERTATION has not been produced by this point, the ESTELETHEQUE will probably enter the FLAIL, RAGE, and SELF-PITY functional states.
My ESTELETHEQUE just diagnosed another unit with an "acute case of neurocoliphitis." What does that mean?
The other unit is a SHIT-FOR-BRAIN. The ESTELETHEQUE does not interact well with SHIT-FOR-BRAIN units. The other unit is probably also a DOUCHEBAG unit.
Congratulations again on your acquisition of your ESTELETHEQUE unit!
FAQ
What is an ESTELETHEQUE?
ESTELETHEQUE (Quenya: "HOPE'S WORDS") is one of approximately seven billion units in the HUMAN line of products. ESTELETHEQUE is of the FEMALE and US-AMERICAN variants. There are 150 million other units that are both variants, but the ESTELETHEQUE is unique.
What is the background of my new ESTELETHEQUE?
The ESTELETHEQUE was produced in Illinois, the second of three units to be produced by that production company. After 18 years of culturing and preparation, she was sent to Massachusetts to the COLLEGE training facility. She is now at the GRADUATE SCHOOL advanced-training facility in New York.
What is my ESTELETHEQUE useful for?
The ESTELETHEQUE is being trained in the exciting new field of STEM CELL BIOTECHNOLOGY. This training will be complete in 2011, at which point she will upgrade to be a ESTELETHEQUE, Ph.D. She is also well trained in the established fields of SNARK, COOKING, KNITTING, and READING FINE AND FUNNY LITERATURE.
I am interested in astrology. What is my ESTELETHEQUE's star sign?
The ESTELETHEQUE does not believe in astrology, so be advised. However, she was unpacked on January 20. Thus, she is on the Aquarius/Capricorn cusp. This knowledge is also useful for birthday celebrations.
I am interested in more information. Is there an additional source of information?
Yes! An additional source of information is estelwen, the main journal of the ESTELETHEQUE.
My ESTELETHEQUE seems to have a pronounced scar on the neck. Should I be concerned?
No. Several years ago, the ESTELETHEQUE was damaged by the CANCER bug. However, the problem was caught early and the damage was slight. There is minimal danger of further damage.
How do I fuel my ESTELETHEQUE?
The ESTELETHEQUE accepts many fuel types. However, any attempts to power the ESTELETHEQUE with SEAFOOD-brand fuel will result in rejection. BARBECUE-brand fuel is a wise choice, as are FONDUE, PASTA and the very popular CHOCOLATE brands. The ESTELETHEQUE also requires regular infusions of SLEEP fuel.
My ESTELETHEQUE is so cute! Would she be a good pairing with my other unit?
The ESTELETHEQUE is only compatible with other FEMALE-type units if the ROMANCE interaction is desired. However, she is compatible with all types except the DOUCHEBAG-type if the FRIENDSHIP interaction is desired.
Common Problems and Issues
My ESTELETHEQUE is muttering angrily about my other unit.
Is your other unit of the DOUCHEBAG variant? For optimum use, keep your ESTELETHEQUE away from all DOUCHEBAG units.
My ESTELETHEQUE has gone missing! I can't find her anywhere in the APARTMENT playset!
Have you looked in the LAB playset? The ESTELETHEQUE is frequently found there.
The ESTELETHEQUE isn't in the LAB playset either!
Try looking in the playsets of units the ESTELETHEQUE has the FRIENDSHIP interaction with, such as the playset cheshire23 shares with ravenshrinkery.
The ESTELETHEQUE unit is staring into space and giggling!
This is common. The ESTELETHEQUE frequently will remember something amusing when her attention is not required elsewhere.
My ESTELETHEQUE is glaring at the computer and muttering angrily as she types!
Keep in mind that many DOUCHEBAG units are on the internet.
My ESTELETHEQUE unit has been online for hours! She has over 80 tabs open!
Are the TVTropes or Wikipedia? If not, let it be. If yes, unplug the router.
I bought the THESIS PROJECT expansion pack, and now my ESTELETHEQUE doesn't want to do anything except spend time in the LAB playset!
You bought the THESIS PROJECT expansion pack. What were you expecting?
How long will this behavior persist? I'd like to do something with the ESTELETHEQUE!
This behavior will persist until the THESIS PROJECT expansion pack has come to fruition, at which the ESTELETHEQUE will produce a DISSERTATION and receive the DOCTORATE upgrade (found at the UNIVERSITY playset). The THESIS PROJECT expansion pack has a time limit. It is only good until the end of 2011. If a DISSERTATION has not been produced by this point, the ESTELETHEQUE will probably enter the FLAIL, RAGE, and SELF-PITY functional states.
My ESTELETHEQUE just diagnosed another unit with an "acute case of neurocoliphitis." What does that mean?
The other unit is a SHIT-FOR-BRAIN. The ESTELETHEQUE does not interact well with SHIT-FOR-BRAIN units. The other unit is probably also a DOUCHEBAG unit.
Congratulations again on your acquisition of your ESTELETHEQUE unit!