Ah, modern conveniences...

[erkenbrand]

Well, apparently, the trolls in charge of opening and closing the Black Gate unionized and demanded higher wages. In response, Sauron Inc. fired them and had a mega-garage-door-opener installed

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[tarannon]

*from the, er, detainment camp* Can I come out now? I think I have lice. Which is fairly amazing, considering my lack of HAIR.