Clayton Rohner, Richard Brooks and Marshall Bell starred in this bizarre show about undead bounty hunters.

ORANGE VOLVO
Chandler Smythe is murdered in an unsettling scene and is enlisted by The Corps to fight the forces of evil aka Morlocks. He gets a partner who drives an orange Volvo and Chandler mopes over his son Ben. I HATE Ben. Anyway Henry ( Read more... )

'Criminal: United Kingdom' series 2 trailer

Kit Harrington and that awful woman star.

Best Lines:

“I've forgotten what it's like, talking to people like you.”

“You've no idea what I've been through.”

'The Deceived' 1x02 promo

Silly.

'The Deceived' 1x03 promo

No.

Best Lines:

“God forgive you son!”

“Don't you find it at all strange?”

'Star Trek: Discovery ( Read more... )

‘House Of Cards’ season 1 ad
Ahhhh.

‘Transformers’ (2007) promo
Stuff inevitably blows up.

‘Coco’ ad
No.

Coriander & Cashew pesto - okay.
Sour Apple/Strawberry laffy taffy - okay.
White tea with apple and mint infusion - mmmm.

Rewatched a season 1 ‘Arrow’ ep ‘Betrayal’ in which Oliver and Laurel smugly lie to Tommy. Rewatched the very first ‘Flash’ ep ( Read more... )

‘Arrow/Flash’ super starts here promo
Black Canary debuts.

Best Line:
“I’m the justice you can’t run from.”

‘Cucumber’ promo
No.

Best Lines:
“He killed that man and they sacked him.”

“You chuck everything away for a chance that it’ll never happen.”

‘Catastrophe’ promo
No.

‘Pretty Little Liars’ promo
On Netflix. No.

‘Scorpion’ promo
Robert Patrick is in ( Read more... )

‘Cockroaches’ trailer
ITV2 have made a sitcom about a couple who survived the end of the world and how hang out with stout lumpy existentially morose unhygienic drunk slutty idiots. This looks ridic.

Best Lines:
“In 20 minutes bombs will hit.”

“Are you all morons?”

‘Murder In The First’ trailer
It’s basically a remake of ‘Murder One’. An insufferable ( Read more... )

‘Helix’ trailer
This 13 part series about the CDC vs The End looks good. The truth will spread.

‘Star Trek Into Darkness’ trailer
Cyro pods? War? Kirk is a pawn who gets the Enterprise blown up? Blonde woman does nothing but scream? This looks good.

Best Lines:
“Darkness is coming.”

“Let’s go get this son of a bitch.”

“I’m sorry.”

‘Man of Steel’ ( Read more... )

‘Homeland’ season 2 trailer
WTF?

‘Grimm’ 2x03 promo
Mmm.

I liked ‘Numb3rs’ (still haven’t seen season 6 though) RIP Tony Scott.

I am reading ‘The Army of Dr Moreau’.

‘Suburgatory’ Quotes:
“Don’t pretend like you have disposable income.”

“What are you?”
“A slutty mushroom.”

‘Garth Marenghi’s Darkplace’ Quotes:
“I’m Garth Marenghi, horror writer. Although I ( Read more... )

Poison Candy (1988)

This has nice music and a possibly interesting plot but is brought down by bad acting and is dull. Thelma is a TV addict 9 year old who lives in Florida. Her widowed useless mother (Barbara Bosson of ’Murder One’) needs ‘Uncle David’ to tell her what to do while Thelma’s older brother Richard is banging the maid. Thelma ( Read more... )

Cleared out four tapes. I still have more to go but I have to do it piecemeal, I just can’t bring myself to throw them all out. First up was a tape from 2001 or 2002. It began with ‘Blood Ties’ a season 5 ep of ‘Buffy the Vampire Slayer’ in which Buffy finally tells her ill-used friends that Dawn is the key. The idiot knights prance around. Willow ( Read more... )

Cleared out two tapes. One from 2000 and one from 2001. The 2000 tape contained one ep each of ‘Buffy the Vampire Slayer’, ‘G vs E’, ‘Angel’ and ‘The X Files’. The ‘Buffy’ was a season 4 ep entitled ‘Primeval’ in which Spike has turned Buffy and her friends against each other. So now they have boring issues. Adam and Riley get too much screen time ( Read more... )