[fanfiction] footie ficlet

[emptyfuneral]

Rank
Football/Soccer RPS, Jay DeMerit/Carlos Bocanegra, PG
400 words

Yes, they're at it again. Do you really think that I could stop them? Well, I can't, because they're NOT MINE. And this ISN'T REAL.

Enjoy.

Comments

[darklucia]

Lol love the interplay between these two and just Carlos in general, for being so cool.

[emptyfuneral]

They're definitely cooler than I make them look.

Thanks for reading.

[wonderkid]

hey, you realize it's your birthday, right? generally that means you should be receiving gifts, not giving them. but whatever! this isn't a complaint! i'm really glad to see you finished this.

“What are we doing?”

Carlos shrugs. “We’re walking.”

i don't know if i've just always taken it for granted before or something, but um, you really win at the whole banter thing. i would say i hate you for that, but see the first sentence of this comment-- i'll just have to remember to tell you tomorrow. :D :D!

happy birthday! you're still as good as ever.

[emptyfuneral]

hey, you realize it's your birthday, right?
is it really? i had to show one of my classmates my license just to prove that it was birthday. of course, i was only mentioning it an attempt to explain why i shouldn't be required to pay attention today.

i have another fic, too, you know. but it's baseball. perhaps this aging thing isn't so bad.

...

never mind.

you couldn't hate me if you tried!

thank you.

someone just bought me a paid account AND extra userpics. i wonder who did THAT.

:)

[wonderkid]

did this classmate serenade you?! if not, they really kind of suck. I WOULD'VE DONE IT.

by the way, i love how this post fails at being actively Not About Baseball. i mean, it even gets a tag and everything! you are so pathetic. ♥

you couldn't hate me if you tried!
do you have to rub it in my face, lisa. :'(

:)

[emptyfuneral]

she got a little freaked out by the seven-year age difference between us. so i made her feel old, and i didn't really exert any effort during her class presentation, which resulted in her telling me that i suck. i am such a loser that i just say "yeah. what else is new?"

I LOVE BASEBALL!!! it's my sport, and i have no control over this. so get over it. :)

do you have to rub it in my face, lisa.
if you'd like to give it a shot then go ahead. but i expect a full report on the experiment.

[luckiey_starrz]

:D

I had a feeling someone would write this because of the pool pictures. I like it! I have a newfound appreciation for Jay because of his tattoos. Lovely fic!

[emptyfuneral]

I've been meaning to return to those two and the pictures helped a lot. And that tattoos are too obviously wonderful.

Thanks for reading.

[maebybaby]

Happy Birthday! This is the best party ever.

"So,” Carlos says with a saucy grin that is not entirely appropriate for the conversation.

You had me at "saucy".

[emptyfuneral]

I am upset that the USMNT did not appropriately acknowledge my big day. They should have felt the urge to do something, shouldn't they?

I think "saucy" started it all. And that it is always applicable for Carlos's grin.

[udontknoowme]

You know I love you. :)

Jay is so.... I don't know how to describe him. He seems so ... manly. Lol. I could totally see him just throwing Carlos up against the wall like that.

I'm still sad Watford got relegated. It's been months! Ha ha.

[emptyfuneral]

I can see Jay doing a lot of things to Carlos and. . .

Where was I?

Oh, right. I miss Watford, too. But it looks like they might be back next year.