drop her in the water

[elysesewell]

"Hey Elyse, where'd you get that unsightly abrasion on your ass?"

"Well, I was balancing on a velour-covered eraser-shaped plywood prism precariously propped on a tripod inside this velour-lined plywood box. I was gripping my shanzhai Gucci handbag under my baby oil-slathered arm whilst attempting to support my weight on one foot without

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[maxomai]

Happy V-day Elise. The decent elements of Portland are still thinking of you.

[indigo_spice]

Whoever said YOU were decent. ;)

[lawbabeak]

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[ranai]

Popsy is 15% alcohol by volume? I'm SO in.

[kickthehobbit]

The question is, what KIND of alcohol. :)

[elysesewell]

Pimp Juice.

[kickthehobbit]

. . . but how does one juice a pim-

Wait, never mind. I answered my own question. D:

[thepouncer]

♥♥♥

[turkishb]

Hot-Tingle Flavor is surprisingly appealing.

I'm going to start playing Elyse Sewell bingo. The board could have these potential squares:

Elyse cocks-up ladyposing
Elyse uses a word like quotidian in a sentence (bonus point if more than one clause in sentence)
Elyse's hair is geometric in shape
Elyse discovers sexy product name
Elyse eats something I definitely wouldn't eat
Elyse goes in for a self-deprecating representation of her body
Elyse contradicts avowed representation by including photos of actual body (bonus point)
Elyse spends a holiday alone : (

elyse tries to neglect another troll.....

[turkishb]

how about, elyse tries to neglect another troll.....

Re: elyse tries to neglect another troll.....

[turkishb]

i like elyse : ) not a troll. just, poking fun.

Re: elyse tries to neglect another troll.....

[elysesewell]

I ain't mad atcha, but that was a pretty apt burn, sir or madam (your original comment, I mean, not that of the anonymite trying to burn you)!