... but for starters, I would get rid of the home theater and replace it with something useful.

Your home is a Spawn-camping Wizard's Stronghold
Your kitchen is manned by a team of Keebler Drow Elves. There's a pantry with emergency backup caffeinated beverages. You also have some breakfast cereals in there, but you haven't had breakfast ( Read more... )

Everybody's doing it!

1. Go to www.careercruising.com2. Put in Username: nycareers, Password: landmark ( Read more... )

Originally from eldritchhobbit's "Ask & Tell Memeage," tagged by lynn_maudlin. (For some reason I can't make the lj user tag work for Lynn at the moment. Blargh!)

1. Do remember when you started singing? (or to put it another way, do you remember an age at which you didn't sing?)I don't remember an age at which I didn't sing. My earliest singing memories are ( Read more... )

Well, I buy the quirky and independent, but I can't recall men ever falling at my feet.

( The Classic Dames Test )

Since I like to drink this beer I'm pretty happy with the result (but I am I really that dark and bitter?)

( What kind of beer am I? )

Weird quiz. Not sure this is very accurate for me, but I do love to eat hot curry. Does this make me a cannibal?


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Well, if I gotta die, at least I will do it interestingly. If you don't have the foggiest idea what Ambergris is, go read Jeff VanderMeer.


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Another fun time waster.


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Ok, here is a bit of silly fun:

I escaped from the Dungeon of Ellen Denham!

I killed Wild Patience the leprechaun, Pedantka the owlbear and Ellen Denham the gelatinous cube.

I looted a Figurine of Inksphinx, a Figurine of Marthawells, the Axe of Papersky, a Figurine of Nephele, the Armour of Writers, the Dagger of Ellen Kushner and 97 gold pieces.

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This is an idea I had last Christmas while visiting my family which was good for a few laughs. (For the humor impaired, this is intended to be lighthearted and in no way meant to denigrate any real saints, living or dead ( Read more... )