Oh, I forgot to add: This morning when my mom asked Twisty G how he liked his first night of camping he lit up like a Christmas tree and reverently said "it was PERFECT!". That, my friends, was the sound of the whip cracking, kicking my momtard in gear. Now if only we could find a way to do it sans bugs, with comfier sleeping conditions and mebbe a few other people to keep the hours after the kids go to bed safe for trees everywhere.
My parents never took me camping. The closest I came was when my mother was away and my sister and I got it into our heads to use every blanket in the house to make a harem-style tent under the trampoline. Our dad let us camp there overnight. It's one of my few really good memories. Can you not do something similar?
I'm getting ready for another week in the woods with Amber. Mark will be coming up for the weekend only :( I'm gonna miss him like hell, and I'm kind of dreading spending a week alone in a tent with the princess. At least the rest of my crazy family will be close by.
All by your lonesome?! I couldn't bring myself to abandon Fratboy and go into the house where it was warm and comfy cuz it just seemed too quiet and creepy to leave him out there by himself!
"There's probably six mosquitoes in all of Vancouver" said Rick. All six of them have brought their relatives over to my place to feast on my flesh. ARGHABBDSBIDHBISUDBIUSB!!!!!
I'm wondering if it's possible to prep the backyard in such a way as to kill off bug life before hand but I'm sure it's just wishful thinking on my part because I deeply detest them damn bloodsucking bastards* with soul-shaking fury (the non-bloodsucking kind I simply hate with a passion).
Sounds like you had an immensely amazing time, bugs and possible interspecies relationships aside. :)* - I imagine vampires to be a larger version of plasma eating insect that is very very hard to smush.
Hey babe, not sure if you guys are in the same vicinity but my old boss works at http://jouta.com/ and she just posted that they're looking for an admin assistant/receptionist. She was the best boss I've ever worked with so if you're interested let me know and I'll hook up an introduction!
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You know they will tend to avoid people with a high BAC, right?
Camping somehow rendered alcohol completed ineffective
Was it really cold? That'll do it.
"OH YEAH GIVE IT TO THAT TREE! THAT TREE WAS TOTALLY ASKING FOR IT! TAKE IT TREE! TAKE IT!"
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3088071/Man-died-in-sex-stunt-with-tree.html
I'll just leave that there.
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This morning when my mom asked Twisty G how he liked his first night of camping he lit up like a Christmas tree and reverently said "it was PERFECT!". That, my friends, was the sound of the whip cracking, kicking my momtard in gear. Now if only we could find a way to do it sans bugs, with comfier sleeping conditions and mebbe a few other people to keep the hours after the kids go to bed safe for trees everywhere.
My parents never took me camping. The closest I came was when my mother was away and my sister and I got it into our heads to use every blanket in the house to make a harem-style tent under the trampoline.
Our dad let us camp there overnight.
It's one of my few really good memories. Can you not do something similar?
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Then again, maybe not.
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I'm wondering if it's possible to prep the backyard in such a way as to kill off bug life before hand but I'm sure it's just wishful thinking on my part because I deeply detest them damn bloodsucking bastards* with soul-shaking fury (the non-bloodsucking kind I simply hate with a passion).
Sounds like you had an immensely amazing time, bugs and possible interspecies relationships aside. :)* - I imagine vampires to be a larger version of plasma eating insect that is very very hard to smush.
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