Sham.Fucking.Wow

[elixxir]

Lord I totally slept in half an hour past my alarm this morning. Which, ordinarily, is no biggie but of course today is the one morning I have an early meeting that I can't miss or even be late for. So I grab the closest rumpled clothes from the bedside, toss on a headband and high tail it out of the house without even brushing my hair or teeth,

Comments

[anita_drink]

*dies*

NO MORE using frosted tips AND that icon. I almost peed my poor Polak pants!

[elixxir]

You look better sans pants anyway!

[anita_drink]

You're not wrong...

[elixxir]

Say can I still eat cheesecake off your ass or will Satan smite me?

[elixxir]

Right back atcha baby!!

[vapidblonde]

Hahaha wow thats amazing. You're even blonder than I am ;)

[elixxir]

Right?! Lord I'm dumb. Thank god for cute. I totally can't believe I don't have a dumb blonde icon though...huh...

[vapidblonde]

Hahaha isn't Tard code for dumb? Or is my haircolour showing again?

[elixxir]

You're not wrong. But I just meant a more general 'lord I'm a dumb blonde' icon that I can use without dragging you into my stupidity every time. :D

[fistlaw]

LOL! that was great!

[autifon]

That's saying something when guys try that when you are at your worst. RAWR!

[elixxir]

Well more likely that frostie douche hits on every vagina that walks past him but thanks. :)

[autifon]

New, Frostie Douche! with menthol!

I dunno, most of those guys are pretty superficial & only hit what is physically pleasing. You must be moving on up that MILF ladder! :P

[elixxir]

So you're saying I was at the bottom of it to begin with?!

Heh...