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[elixxir]

I'm not really here. Because I'm very busy and important and in buckets of pain and thus cannot possibly be here wasting time when I have a Business Plan due in 2 and a half hours. That would irresponsible and foolish and I am certainly neither of those things

Comments

[elixxir]

Well I'm not sure if the TFA specifically covers the crimes committed against our sleep rather than teeth but I'm sure if we searched hard enough we could find another Act that covers the MULITITUDE of crimes committed against our personage in the name of Motherhood...

[qsuzie]

Thats covered under the Sandman Act (SMA) subsection 5.2 :)

[50_ft_queenie]

A manicure and pedicure to complement the shoes and dress would not go amiss, I'm thinking. Plus all that soothing pampering would go a long way towards pain relief, yes?

[elixxir]

I like the cut of your jib madam!

[elixxir]

Not in H&M pants though. In their dresses yes, in their pants no. How do you figure that one out??

[elixxir]

You and I must have a different definition of 'fit' then cuz I know for a fact your waist is smaller than mine yet the size 8 H&M dresses I bought are way too loose on me now... :p

[defamatory]

The tooth fairy only left me a quarter for each tooth. I feel that I am now owed many pretty dresses.

[elixxir]

I support your cause!!

[astrocrabpuff]

I too feel that I was left out after the new contract negotiations changed the exchange rates.

[vapidblonde]

Yes lovely frocks are necessary!!!