^^

[electrumqueen]

saw inception again today! this time was better bc a) i did not talk all the way through and b) i was prepared for it to not blow my mind. jgl still looks good in a suit. ellen page is still adorable. i would still really like them to have adorable hipster bbs.
(i may or may not need a quick-and-dirty beta on a kinkmeme fic about mal. help!)

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[clotpoles]

The Hunger Games, Finnick/Annie, + He's a benighted devious romance novelist whom everyone believes is mad. She's a warm-hearted impetuous bodyguard who believes she is the reincarnation of an ancient Egyptian queen. They fight crime!

(I was thiiis close to giving you something with a ninja firefighter, aha. SO LULZY.)

[electrumqueen]

(ahaha oh man, ninja firefighters > all.)

HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT GENDERSWAP.

[clotpoles]

I WILL GIVE GENDERSWAP A GIANT HUG
WE CAN LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER AND SKIP OFF INTO THE SUNSET, ETC ETC ETC

:D

[electrumqueen]

AWESOME!!!!! (also i read benighted as 'beknighted' and it stuck.)

okay:

Most people know this: the only reason Andrew Cresta was knighted was because he went crazy in the service of the Queen; because he saw his best friend die, and persevered anyway.

What most people don't know (for very good reason; he made a lot of enemies in the service of the Queen), is that Andrew got better. Most people don't know that now he writes romance novels. They're not very good romance novels. They sell like, a lot.

Most people are not me.

My name is Finn. I'm the person who makes sure that Andrew's many enemies don't track the tiny office where he works; I am also the person who gets in front of a bullet, if one of Andrew's many 'research' trips that end in us fighting a) slave traders, b) overgrown parasitic worms, c) superpowered bank robbers, d) none of the above, manages to go wrong.

I do this in heels. (I'm also the reincarnation of the goddess Anuket, lady of the Nile River; this comes in handy when people try to drown us

[scorpiod1]

He's an immortal Catholic cyborg plagued by the memory of his family's brutal murder. She's a brilliant Buddhist nun living on borrowed time. They fight crime!

Um, I really want Figure Skating RPS for this. With Orange bro. :D

[aeternitasbeach]

shoot me an email if you still need the beta :)

[aeternitasbeach]

ALSO: He's an old-fashioned albino romance novelist searching for his wife's true killer. She's a mistrustful gold-digging politician from out of town. They fight crime! GABE+ANNA. GO.

[asking you for fic is almost embarrassing considering how far behind i am on yours but alas, i could not resist xD]

[electrumqueen]

anna's wearing a pantsuit and her hair is back in a neat bun, shining copper-bright in the sunlight. she is sitting cross-legged on the picnic blanket, which is plaid, glaring at him distrustfully. her shoes are tottering on their three-inch heels next to him. (he is feeling a desperate urge to anchor them by stabbing the heels into the grassy ground.)

"so," he says. "would you like some lemonade?"

"gabriel," she snaps, "do i look like i would like some lemonade

[aeternitasbeach]

aw this is kind of crazyperfect!!! ♥♥♥ thank you :DD