I love a parade...

[elbiesee]

Yuck. Here's how I woke up this morning:

External alarm clock: Loo loo loo, I'm waiting until nine...
Internal alarm clock: OMG WAKE UP IT'S SIX-THIRTY...
Me: It's Saturday...IAC: I KNOW NO WEEKENDS

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[captainsblog]

It just ain't fair.

Those guys on the riser who kept hitting you and me in the head with their slides? They get perhaps the most famous band-musical anthem ever named for them.

Those prima donnas in the first circle who call themselves "flautists" get a frickin Mozart opera.

What do you get? "Yakety Sax."

(Sorry about the earworm. I do have a very nice cover-of-sorts of that which Mark Knopfler and Chet Atkins did a few years back called "Yakety Axe," which I'd be happy to send you for medicinal purposes.)