Voicemail

[elated_or_gassy]

... so do I -- when am I supposed to start talking? OH! Um -- this is Anna? Of Arendelle. If that's not who you meant to call then you got the wrong number. Sorry! And if it is, she's not here. I'm not here. I mean, not when you're hearing this. So leave a message and I'll -- figure out how to make one of these calls back

Comments

[not_a_moonie]

Alana wasn't totally used to April Fool's Day, which was why she decided to leave Johnny the most hackneyed and terrifying joke imaginable:

Hey, I didn’t want to tell you this on your voicemail, but, um … I went to the doctor and he says we're having triplets. Didn’t know our teams could do that, but I guess miracles happen. How do you feel about a June wedding?

[elated_or_gassy]

(Sent here!)

[notaweenie]

From here

Yeah. Okay. Whatever. Didn't have any plans on having sex with you anyway so I didn't get my hopes up.

[elated_or_gassy]

(To here!)

[tigerundercover]

from here

You're my double? Does that mean we're supposed to fight to the death?

[myownface]

[From here!]

"Oooohmygod I'm sorry, pleasedon'tkillme? I thought we were, like, okay? I mean, me stealing that thing was all water under the bridge and I'm sure your exercise regime is totally awesome, for real. I'm all skinny and bony and not good for killing so maybe don't do that, okay? Shitshitshitshitshit."

[spin_kick_snap]

[From here]

Kathy felt like she'd just gotten punched. She didn't recognize the voice, but that just made it worse. It meant that other people knew what she'd done.

"I--I--I HAVE NEVER BEEN ARRESTED!" she snapped. "AND IF I WERE, I'D NEVER COME TO YOU FOR HELP!"