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[eetmewithtoast]

Fuck. Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck. I managed to make it back from Bob's at 7pm. Missed seeing Coyote by about an hour. This isn't usually a problem, but I'm really fucking horny!!!

Oh yeah, this is why multiple lovers is a good thing. I'd forgotten.

Even dancing would be something, so I tracked down the new address of the main dyke bar, but I

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[doctorellisdee]

nonmechanical sock?

what the hell's wrong with missy palm and her five sisters?

[eetmewithtoast]

Missy Palm and her sisters actually don't feel as nice as my trusty sock. It's nonmechanical just like all socks, therefore not prone to being broken by overzealous use. Coyote claims my vibrator broke because they aren't intended for external use. He's probably right. :(

Oh well, Flea is coming up. I might volunteer this year.

Missy Palm and her sisters are also impossible to use when dry. I don't know why, but my sock can get me from dry to off in less than five minutes, with proper application of imagination.

[doctorellisdee]

so, like, an actual, like, foot-sock?

[eetmewithtoast]

Yup. Just the right texture and squoosh factor. I've been using it for more than a decade, I think.