Weep for me, children, as my mun knows not the difference between brussel sprouts and alfalfa sprouts. *eyeroll*

( A chat: Who's the favorite? )

Oh yes!

Congratulations to you both. *makes note to sign up the happy couple for the apple of the month club*

*is playing with fabric very very busy*

Save MT from horsefuckers? Save pseudo King guy from Halbarad? No, I have a more important mission...quest...thing.

*rustles up high-tech quest-type gear*

Now, if I were a sparkly elf dress, where would I be? Ah yes, the royal chambers. *goes into stealth mode*

WE'RE HOME!!!!!1!!!

*hugs tower*

*dances* We're there! We're finally FINALLY there.

Where are we?

We are doing an awful lot of walkingI'm pretty sure we passed that stand of trees two days ago ( Read more... )

*snores*

...AHM nin th fm...

*snuffle*

*settles again*

Hey, you haven't died yet, have you? Because I'm ready to make good on that promise--ooh! Is someone shooting off fireworks?

Where is that lad?

Oooh! Maybe this rather hairy fellow knows.