WHO THE FUCK IS CHRISTMAN!?

And so I sat on a toilet, and started thinking today while Elric snotted and drooled my pillow, that the government isn't fair in it's tax returns and shouldn't make ME pay for child support and education ( Read more... )

HAHAHA! I trashed the room!!! Little fucker, thinking he can just backtalk to me like that ( Read more... )

HAHAHAHAHA Ass fuckers. I forgot about this shit.. Anyway, Because everyone and their fucking cow is doing it:

( The Random Question Meme! )

Elric made me watch this horrible shit about people on a boat, though they screwed in a car, my favorite part was when that faggot hit the propellor on his way down when the boat was sinking. HAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHA ( Read more... )

WTF ( Read more... )

And so we came back, Al spent 15 hours of my fucking life taking pictures and drooled all over my lap in the fucking train. Though Mittens didn't do much but look confused at anything, he did get scared, so I kept him in the baby sling... ...YES I WORE A DAMN RED BABY POUCH CARRIER SLING SHIT! FUCK OFF! IT WAS CHIBI'S HAHAHAHAHAAHAH ( Read more... )

Huzzah bizatches! Me and my Uke are in Xing HAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHHA I LOST AL IN THE STREETS HAHAHHAAHHAHA HE'S LOOKING LIKE A MAD COW AND THE PEOPLE DON'T UNDERSTAND HIS CAVEMAN TALK THAT HE GOT FROM HIS BROTHER HAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH OH OW OW MY RIBS ( Read more... )

HAHAHAHAAHAH WHAT THE HELL?!

Okay, since you're all a pack of dumbfucks that just don't get it yet and cry when I kick and kill your sorry little asses, he's some little tips about me;

1. I am not Crazy, HAHA Just a little on the hyper side.

2. Don't come looking for me thinking I'll offer you some tea.

3. I am a pretty and flexible Balerina ( Read more... )

Weird shit going down in Lior and I love it. HAHAHAHHA DESTRUCTIONNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!! Anyway, Lust, you're in charge of Network trafficing, Glut's supposed to go eat the minister and Sloth... I forgot, Dante got PMSy at that part because I ate her donut. Ragged Bitch. She's lucky her slow death amuses me or else I'd do away with her head right now and ( Read more... )