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This would be better suited for twitter.
There are ads for laser hair removal at the bottom of my journal.
WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO TELL ME, LIVEJOURNAL? -
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Hey there person on Facebook! I know you think you're being clever, but it just comes off as incredibly insensitive. :\
"LOL it was Godzilla."
Really?
Not. Cool.
(To those of you on here who are also Facebook-friends, no, I am not talking about you, this is someone I went to high school with.) -
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I be spammin' yer f-lists.
Let's have another post! Why? Rule of three, of course.
So basically, I watched this video about 20 times in the past 3 hours.
I love this song.
I love this rendition of this song.
Also, Irish accents = HOT.
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You know.
I don't think all the French are cheese-eating surrender monkeys.
Statistically, some of them are bound to be lactose-intolerant.
*rimshot*
NOTE: I don't actually hate the French and I don't understand why so many Americans do. Also, Canada. What's up with the Canada hate?
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A letter.
Dear makers of cherry-flavored cough syrup,
Do you even know what cherries taste like?
Because I don't think you do.
Please have someone who has actually eaten cherries before look into this issue.
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Questions for the ages.
Toe rings! What is their purpose? Why do they exist?
"The Thirteenth Zodiac" sounds like a horror movie title instead of a real thing. y/n?
Why are so many people afraid of spiders? WHY ARE YOU SO AFRAID OF SPIDERS, SELF? Theories?
How does one get a song that is stuck on endless loop in their head to stop? (No, digging it out of your ear with a ( Read more... ) -
2010 I Hardly Knew Ye.
Hot damn. When did that happen?
I was just chillin after Halloween and then *BAM* the end of the year is RIGHT THERE IN MY FACE. One minute I was walkin down the street minding my own damn business then the next I am assaulted by Christmas like a tinsel-encased mugger followed by his buddy New Year's Eve.
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The Woes of Addiction.
OH man.
I totally dropped off the face of the planet there for a while.
Sorry about that.
I'm sure you all were lamenting the lack of insightful dusky_rue livejournal posts. I mean. Only I talk about the most recent, political and socially relevant topics currently in the news and I'm sure you lot were ever so lost without me. I apologize for any ( Read more... ) -
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The world is a very strange place, really. Interesting little treasures can be found anywhere if you know where to look.
Treasures like a fully-functioning copy of Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs, sans case, found on the side of the road while walking.
As I looked down on this slightly dirty but otherwise none-the-worse-for-wear dvd, I pondered ( Read more... )