ART: "How to Clean a French Horn" by notearchiver, Dudley solo, NC-17

[dudley_mod]

Title: How to Clean a French Horn
Artist: notearchiver
Prompt: 10. Submitted by songquake:
Petunia insists (above Vernon's objections) that Dudley learn an instrument. (Tuba? Piccolo? Violin? Drums?) Who knew that this would be the beginning of a transformation?
Pairing, or gen: Dudley Dursley
Rating: NC-17
Warning(s): nudity, implied object insertion
Medium: pencil on

Comments

[venturous1]

WAH haha ha! this totally cracked me up. Oh, Dudley, **eyeroll**

[vinib]

Ao! Yeah... No. That's not how it works, Big D!

[vinib]

Dudders should collaborate with Miley Cyrus on a new video... Of Sledgehammers and French horns

[songquake]

I'm just...trying to imagine what Dudley is putting where. Because it might be fun to twist the mouthpiece along the tip of his cock...but the angle of the tube makes it look like it might've been up his arse. Maybe both, in turns?

Oh, Dudley. Who knew you could be this creative?

[birdsofshore]

LOL! Oh, Dudley!

The pairing should surely have been Dudley / French horn?

[ashindk]

LOL!

Dudley, you are one very creative young man. And you have some very nice legs too!