The Everyday Erotic by Sprat
After months of mistakenly calling all my short fics "drabbles" (sort of like how American Southerners call all pop "coke"), I actually wrote a real one!
The Everyday Erotic
"These C-40's are in a terrible state! They'll all need to be sorted by date and subject line, stapled neatly in the top left-hand corner and then re-filed. I'm afraid it will probably take you hours."
"This morning on Martha Stewart Living: Camembert, Brebiou, Comte--a celebration of fine French cheeses."
"For Heaven's sake, Turnbull, don't just stand there--I need you to zip my dress and help me put on my shoes."
"And there's the final score of eight to six for the Canadian team, after a beauty of a hackweight takeout though a narrow port."
The Everyday Erotic
"These C-40's are in a terrible state! They'll all need to be sorted by date and subject line, stapled neatly in the top left-hand corner and then re-filed. I'm afraid it will probably take you hours."
"This morning on Martha Stewart Living: Camembert, Brebiou, Comte--a celebration of fine French cheeses."
"For Heaven's sake, Turnbull, don't just stand there--I need you to zip my dress and help me put on my shoes."
"And there's the final score of eight to six for the Canadian team, after a beauty of a hackweight takeout though a narrow port."