I NEED YOU - SEXUALLY ...!

[drone_dragon]

COMPLETELY NSFW!

Stolen from bdoing:

I haven't read an erotica book in years, but holy shit is this hilarious!
Do people read these kinds of books just for the laughs?
Or do they just want to feel like a cat who ate the cream of crop?

Comments

[lonefrozentear]

The sound of galloping abs.....

[contactcomfort]

omfg XDDD

dick attack
dick aneurysm
if I had a dick, these would all sound hideously painful to me.

[drone_dragon]

EXACTLY.

I think dick parkinsons would do me in!

[contactcomfort]

I would want to end it all if my dick were trembling violently without my say-so, or without stimulus. XD