Makes perfect sense for the Slayer tour:


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Okay, pro-lifers! Let's talk turkey. If you guys get your way and South Dakota outlaws abortion, I suppose you're going to move there to show your support. Right ( Read more... )

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To paraphrase a famous quotation, frequently but falsely attributed to Winston Churchill:

"If you are twenty and you are positively obsessed with the liberal bias of the media, if you regularly bash the ACLU and secular humanists, if you hate the federal judiciary for being hostile to people of faith, if you claim to abhor political correctness ( Read more... )

The year: 1994.

"A guy is stranded alone on a desert island, and he finds a lamp. He rubs the lamp, and a genie comes out!"

The place: Happy hour at The Squeeze Bar; Shelton, CT.

"The genie tells the guy that he'll grant him one wish, and the guy tells him that his one wish is to spend the night with three famous women!"

The speaker: My ( Read more... )

Humor columnist Dave Barry is on long-term hiatus. As luck would have it, the Daily News website is re-running the single greatest Dave Barry column ever written this week.


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One week ago, Free Press sports columnist Mitch Albom submitted a Sunday column with a factual error. Michigan State was competing in the NCAA basketball championship, and Albom was informed that two team alumni, Mateen Cleaves & Jason Richardson, would be taking a break from their busy NBA schedules to attend the game together. Albom used this ( Read more... )

Just found out the other day that author Neal Pollack and I are almost exactly the same age. It's slightly intimidating to realize that he and I have shared almost the exact same amount of time on this Earth. Not that there's much in the way of common ground with which to compare us; we simply do not share the same stock in trade. I wonder how ( Read more... )

Welcoming message, introductory material.

Link to silly argument at odds with my worldviewGeneral derisiveness at ideological opponents ( Read more... )