http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4AoNxyAoB6Q

they won't let me embed it.

i miss sleeping.

i'm sure sleeping misses me.

we miss each other.

i love you sleeping - i will endorse you, foreverevereverevereevereverever

obsessed
with
baking
bread.

however
suck
at
baking
bread

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oi man, its not that i don't like you. because i do. i just have so many feelings. wouldn't want to overwhelm you. whatever.

Pauly shore, light of my life, fire of my loins. My sin, my soul. Paul-eey Shore. the tip of the tongue taking a trip of three steps down the palate to tap, at three, on the lips. Paul. EE. Shooore.

i am covered in bed bug bites and tea tree oil, i only like people who genuinely, honestly and non-ironically believe that the moldy peaches are the best thing to ever happen to life (ever) and that new york city is a graveyard. if anyone wants me - i have fallen into the view from my dining room window and matt is stabbing me muttering "elliott ( Read more... )

During my lunch break i napped and dreamt that i would marry THIS man.


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Keith Richards fell out of a coconut tree the other day.

ouch, what a weekend.