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dontgiveafock

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Dec 29, 2011 23:12

[The video starts with Joe grinning at his journal, evidently amused by something or other. He glances up to the ceiling above him and chuckles. To someone, or something off screen and very much not on the ground, Joe speaks.]

Lad, I ain't got no one around to do what yer askin' with.

[Shaking his head, he looks back to the journal.]

Right. Just to ( Read more... )

hullo newbies, yeah sorry 'bout that, oh shite that's funny, s'focking weird, ahahahaa, fockin' spider, look ma i'm important

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[audio] sacredbrand December 29 2011, 18:34:48 UTC

So it's a fertility ritual.

[ALL OF THE SIDE-EYE.]

[audio] dontgiveafock December 30 2011, 06:34:02 UTC

Nah. 'least I don't think so. Never met anyone to get knocked up from a snog under some mistletoe.

Kissin' under a branch ain't where babies come from, Nel.

[Teasing? Why yes he is.]

[audio] sacredbrand December 30 2011, 06:37:18 UTC

No more than jumping over a fire gets you pregnant, but there you are.

Besides the point, I shouldn't presume to know how off-worlders procreate. I've read theories involving large white birds-- storks, is it? They leave bundles of squalling joy by flying through carelessly left-open windows?

[HA HA THOSE FAIRY TALES!]

[audio] dontgiveafock December 30 2011, 09:00:41 UTC

Oh ho that's some fine readin' material you've got there Nel. Very matter of fact and full of truth and shite.

[The amusement still rings clear in his tone.]

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[text] mutedmother December 29 2011, 18:38:49 UTC

That sounds a bit silly to me.

[audio] dontgiveafock December 30 2011, 06:35:21 UTC

[Joe laughs at that.]

Aye, I guess it is. Still, gives an excuse to whack a kiss on someone without it bein' too weird.

[text] mutedmother December 30 2011, 10:50:27 UTC

Well I guess if you like to do that sort of thing this is the perfect excuse.

[audio] dontgiveafock December 31 2011, 23:45:12 UTC

Yer directin' this at me? Oh no lass I ain't the sort.

[Really. He's totally innocent and not a flirt at all.]

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[Zandali + Translated Text] drinkuntilidie December 29 2011, 19:51:44 UTC

What a great time to be stuck in bed.

[And, you know, have a wife and all that.]

[Audio] dontgiveafock December 30 2011, 06:36:21 UTC

Call yer girl an' tell her to come to you.

[Amusement. Joe has it.]

[Zandali + Translated Text] drinkuntilidie December 30 2011, 07:30:57 UTC

Now there's the perfect medicine if you ask me.

[Audio] dontgiveafock December 30 2011, 09:01:33 UTC

You'll be runnin' about in no time.

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thii2ii22tupiid December 29 2011, 20:36:43 UTC

What? NO!

dontgiveafock December 30 2011, 06:36:56 UTC

What? YES!

thii2ii22tupiid December 30 2011, 06:53:34 UTC

I'm not kissing someone just because a bug with a stick told me to.

*Its icky.*

dontgiveafock December 30 2011, 09:03:04 UTC

Oh c'mon Sollux. The little guy might be onto somethin'.

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[audio] needsnobottle December 30 2011, 06:46:08 UTC

...that's too crazy to be a joke.

[audio] dontgiveafock December 30 2011, 09:03:52 UTC

Aye, that it is. Y'don't have it back at home then?

[SAD DAYS.]

[audio] needsnobottle December 30 2011, 20:10:56 UTC

Oh, no. We have mistletoe. Except it's usually only carried around by crazy mothers trying to set you up with the neighbors kid, or drunk college people hoping to not have to work too hard to get some action.

Never seen a spider take an interest in human make-out rituals.

[audio] dontgiveafock December 31 2011, 23:49:24 UTC

[Joe chuckles.]

That's where Patty ain't yer normal spider. He's the size of a football fer starters. Quite the personality on 'im too. Smart little bugger.

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