camillabloom linked to this site the other day, which abounds in interesting theories by truly manly men and features articles titled ( Read more... )

I will get round to answering my comments and mails one of these days, I promise.

Only a quick link before I go to bed: Hilarious, filthy, very graphic Hagrid art, featuring Hagrid's giant cock and several magical creatures. So not worksafe. Check out the giant squid and Hagrid's crossed-eyed expression in the centaur picture.

babb_chronicles continues being a source of great joy. My favourite for today is the following quote:

hagrid teaches sex.ed and there is no comc
hagrid loves small friendly animalsHow might the story go, I wondered, and came up with ( Read more... )

Right. First I'll have some fun with My Very Own Snape, then I'll answer my emails and comments, and then I'll do some work... Oops, it'll be lunch time by then. Shame.

( Here he is, my Snape )

I, Donna Immaculata, do solemnly swear that my favorite HP character is Remus Lupin and my least favorite character is Molly Weasley. The mere thought of them doing naughty things together makes me whimper. However... given sufficient crack and an infinite number of monkeys, here's how a Remus/Molly shag might happen (though I sincerely hope it ( Read more... )

Poor Tonks carries the stigma. Poor Ginny has been accused of it. But neither of them is the real OotP Mary Sue. No, the Sue has cunningly disguised itself and has assumed a truly unexpected appearance - but isn't this the marking of a real Sue ( Read more... )

I am just catching up on the posts over at babb_chronicles, haven of bizzare badfic quotes. I've been giggling happily for quite a while, but this gem has just made me lose it completely:

Just then with a flash Snap appeared sneering in his black clothes. ‘What do you want you nasty man.’ She said. ‘I want to take you away from all this.’ Said Snape as he ( Read more... )

It's just like Rocky Horror, but without Frank's sex appeal. Haven't laughed so hard in ages.

Why, I was wondering randomly, why didn't the Ministry send Harry an expulsion letter while he was performing underage wizardry while duelling with Voldemort? And why didn't they arrive to destroy his wand? I have come to assume that while underage wizardry is forbidden, it is impossible for the Ministry to tell that children from wizarding ( Read more... )

On reading isiscolo's not-quite-slashy fic here, it occurred to me that the main area of application for the Invisibility Cloak is to spy on other people having sex and wank in the process. (Unless you're Peter, in which case it is used for kitchen raids ( Read more... )