Nagin to Citizens: "I Will Tase Your Ass"

[docbrite]

Outgoing mayor C. Ray Nagin would like the citizens of New Orleans to know that he is sick of us, we can kiss his chocolate buttocks, and if we bug him after he's out of office, HE WILL TASE OUR ASSES.

This is all verbatim from the article, and unfortunately the article is not from The Onion.

Comments

[teaberryblue]

Maybe he is angling for a job with The Onion!

I do love when real news reads like parody.

[nick_kaufmann]

I don't know a single citizen of New Orleans who can't wait to be rid of him.

[tekalynn]

Good lord. What a jerk.

[stardustgirl]

Actually, the door would be hitting him on his "chocolate buttocks" :-D

[gairid]

Stay classy, Ray.

[jerseykat]

Ditto.