[video] rated R for RIP YOU A NEW ONE

Aug 28, 2010 23:45

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[yeah you saw that explosion right.]

I am sick of these motherfucking wusses in this motherfucking school! What are you sissies waiting around for, huh?

Is no one going to answer me?

I said, WHAT ARE YOU SISSIES WAITING AROUND FOR ( Read more... )

r: helga sinclair, r: sora, r: audrey, r: david stutler, r: becky barnes, r: russell, p: hiccup l. jackson, r: mulan fa, r: shang, r: dr. facilier

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takeslunchmoney August 28 2010, 23:05:15 UTC
[DONT GIVE AUDREY NO BACK TALK.]

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takeslunchmoney August 29 2010, 03:30:15 UTC
[She fumes...bubbling over before she just unleashes a cry of nearly homicidal rage and goes to punch him in the stomach.]

I SAID YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE HICCUP.

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notsoscaryname August 29 2010, 04:05:04 UTC
[Hiccup steps aside, but grabs Audrey's fist as she's in the process and punching and throws her to the ground before sitting on her.]

Say that again! I dare you! I double dare you, motherfucker!

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takeslunchmoney August 29 2010, 04:10:31 UTC
YOU'RE.

AN.

ASS.

HOLE.

[Audrey growls the last out and rolls them over, dipping her feet between his knees and pressing down and then grabbing his wrists and putting them at his chest glaring down at him.]

Or are you deaf and stupid?!

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notsoscaryname August 29 2010, 04:22:21 UTC
[Well this sucks. Hiccup's stuck, and despite his struggling, can't break free. And he can't just let that insult go! So...he spits at Audrey. He aims right for her face.]

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takeslunchmoney August 29 2010, 07:55:15 UTC
You....you little punta! [She shakes her face off, because she doesn't want to let go of his arms at this point. But dammit this little shit was making her so angry.]

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notsoscaryname August 29 2010, 21:04:53 UTC
You've got something on your face.

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takeslunchmoney August 30 2010, 03:14:51 UTC
[Feel that slimy coldness on your face Hiccup? That's your own spit she just wiped all over you.]

Funny, you do too. [Audrey stands and moves away from him. Honestly she couldn't remember the last time she was this pissed.]

Go die in a fire.

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notsoscaryname August 30 2010, 03:35:55 UTC
[oooohhhhhh you did not just do that. Hiccup frowns LIKE YOU DID NOT EVEN THINK WAS POSSIBLE, and then...straightest face ever.]

Might wanna be careful.

[That's all he says before there is a quiet whistle in the sky, as a whale who used to be a pot of flowers (and who is now questioning its existence) falls from the heavens, approaching the earth like a meteor. When it lands, it feels as though there is an earthquake. And it has landed three inches away from Audrey.]

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takeslunchmoney August 30 2010, 03:57:28 UTC
...............the hell?

[She's shell shocked.]

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notsoscaryname August 30 2010, 20:18:37 UTC
[Look again, THE WHALE IS NOW DIAMONDS!

The whale explodes into the gems, the diamonds going every which way. Somehow they all avoid Hiccup, but Audrey might not be so lucky...]

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