Man. I feel like a blob within a blob. On the bright side, part of that general globular-ness is from my having eaten three corn dogs. The other parts: life. I'm full of life, baby.

( Did you see that pumpkin full moon last Thursday? )

As I left home today to seek out an overpriced campus parking permit and garage pass, I saw that the tree across the street was lying all wretched-like on its side.

WTF?, I thought, believing that this was the second tree that my neighbors had taken out. The first had been uprooted years ago ( Read more... )

Today when I went outside a fly landed on my sleeve. This being spring, that sleeve was very close to my face. I saw the fly out of my peripheral and attempted to dislodge it by waving my arm around. It stayed. So I looked at it ( Read more... )

[Oh, dieuterus. Forgive my small infidelity; I have posted in another blog. Wash away my Myspace guilt! *sob*]

Once upon 4:47 a.m., I was jerked from sleep by a deafening rumble. A rumble that lasted six full seconds, long enough for me to lay there in my tangled blankets and think, is this what it is to die?It was raining when I went to bed. ( Read more... )

Yesterday, at sometime around 7:30 or 8:00, I casually remarked to Dominique that, and I quote: "Well I didn't expect to be here today. I was planning to grocery shop ( Read more... )

Today I deluded myself through two exams, then returned home and nearly had my head sonically blown off. *laugh* It's an endless irritant: my mom is going deaf and will turn appliances up past a recommended degree. For the hearing-endowed, it hurts ( Read more... )

Apparently, a huge Hurricane was supposed to hit the Alabama region yesterday... Classes were cancelled for today, and the whole of AUM was shut down, and we were kicked out of the dorms. Electra, Sarah, Rodney and I all decided to stay in Montgomery and stay in the make shift shelter in the Taylor Center....soooo fun ( Read more... )

My theory is that Hurricane Ivan is the ocean's mysterious attempt to punish sharks. Yes, humans are being slammed, but imagine beneath the waves, sharks tossed about like cheese puffs in a blender.

My evidence?


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I was singing that song all last night, and then my theoretical prayer paid off!! The Category 5/4 hurricane Ivan has encompassed Alabama in its projected path, and scared AUM shitless. There were rumours spreading all morning about the possibility of school being closed tomorrow, and lo and behold the email was sent, and the whole campus is closed ( Read more... )

My ass is fucking drenched.

( Why is your ass drenched Megan? )