I wish you would feed me eight ounces of chicken and four slices of cheese...cause that's more food than my house offers. For the past three weeks, all I've had to choose from was refried beans, nasty dark rye bread, and frozen waffles, thousands of frozen waffles. And I'm broke. The thought of Imperial Palace kills me. My closet ramen supply...gone.
Anyway, catcatcatcat. You didn't describe her color, the texture of her fur! You forget, I am too feline-deprived.
I read "canned cat food" as "creamed cat food" in your last sentence. Blurgh, imagine creamy chunks of whatnot pouring in a little plastic bowl.
Now I'm torn between extreme hunger and nausea. That's cool.
You do have a lot of frozen waffles at your house. I remember Mandy and I once had a conversation about the plethora of insanely large (and empty) waffle boxes. Never new they came in such large quantities.
She's black and gray, with stripped legs and a diamond on her back. Pretty big cat, though not fat. Possibly the not-fat thing is a temporary result of, oh, I don't know--starvation? Her fur is kind of dull right now, and I did notice a little of it was starting to fall out Tuesday. But now that she's eating again the fur stopped falling out and I'm guessing it'll get a little glossier.
Did I mention she's completely declawed? Cause, that pisses me off. She can't feed herself cause somebody couldn't stand the occasional skin-deep scratch.
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My closet ramen supply...gone.
Anyway, catcatcatcat. You didn't describe her color, the texture of her fur! You forget, I am too feline-deprived.
I read "canned cat food" as "creamed cat food" in your last sentence. Blurgh, imagine creamy chunks of whatnot pouring in a little plastic bowl.
Now I'm torn between extreme hunger and nausea. That's cool.
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She's black and gray, with stripped legs and a diamond on her back. Pretty big cat, though not fat. Possibly the not-fat thing is a temporary result of, oh, I don't know--starvation? Her fur is kind of dull right now, and I did notice a little of it was starting to fall out Tuesday. But now that she's eating again the fur stopped falling out and I'm guessing it'll get a little glossier.
Did I mention she's completely declawed? Cause, that pisses me off. She can't feed herself cause somebody couldn't stand the occasional skin-deep scratch.
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