The idea comes from
this entry by
ladyrocketdale The point is to write 10 different categories of fic, each in 10 words or less. I've chosen the Football RPS fandom (so much inspiration!) and gave it a try.
Warnings: Slash. And a poor attempt at a bit of smut in one of the minifics.
Rating: PG-13, I think.
Disclaimers: this is all in my imagination. Yes, I have taken my medication this morning.
Feedback is more welcome than chocolate!!!
1. Angst: a Xaviola (Xavi Hernández/Javier Saviola), taking place when the Conejito left Can Barça.
He’s leaving.
They will meet again, but wearing different jerseys.
2. AU: I actually have a couple of pages of what would have been an epic, Austen-meets-Stoker, S/X fic. This is better.
“Trust me,” said Count D’Alonso, smiling at his blue-eyed guest.
3. Crack!fic: I like to read crack!fics, but I’m not equipped for writing them… hence, this Kuyt/Reina thingy!
“You gave Pepe a hairbrush!”
“Think he won’t like it?”
4. Crossover: A vacationing Xabi and Stevie run across Pratchett and Gaiman’s “Good Omens”. I know it doesn’t come across much, but it’s only 10 words!
Xabi and Steven smiled.
“What’s this place called?”
“Lower Tadfield.”
5. First Time: A Sernando, amazingly enough.
Fernando’s hands are hesitant, shy. His lips? Not so much.
6. Fluff: Yes, I’ve been seduced by the Chelsea OldMarriedCouple.
They don’t need to talk. Frank and John just *know*.
7. Humour: I’m bad at writing humour on command… as you can see. But I don’t think I can do the Real!OTP in any other context.
“But…!”
“Chema.”
“She…!”
“Chema!”
“She mocked my hair!”
Raul smiled.
8. Hurt/Comfort: Ah, the OTDavid strikes again!
David’s hand is on Villa’s shoulder as he limps away.
9. Smut: I can’t get enough of this pairing… sorry, but smut is not my style!
Xabi bites the inside of Stevie’s thigh… then licks upwards.
10. UST: I was thinking of Fernando Torres when I wrote this one…
Goal celebrations are always a good excuse to touch Stevie.