Made an ass of myself in front of a Japanese person because I tried to speak in Japanese and failed ( Read more... )

Jezzi just chewed a hole in my feather comforter. There are feathers eveywhere. Goddamnit ( Read more... )

One of the bosses at my store came up today and said "Yeaaaah, you can just go ahead and start closing now. Thaaaanks." Just like Bill Lumbergh from Office Space. He even looks like him. It would be more hilarous if he wasn't seriously like that. I don't think he's even seen Office Space. For future entires (which I'm positive there will be) he ( Read more... )

"I knew that skeleton would come in handy."

Jezzi,
As much as I appreciate your attempts of grooming me, my right nostril doesn't need your attention, thanks.  And though I am so glad you are  excited to be crawling all over my head, I would appreciate it if you didn't express it by peeing on my face.

This morning while opening I found that one of the hamsters that had wet tail didn’t make it through the night. For some reason it affected me deeply. I was crushed. I had only known her for about two days. I didn’t have a particular attachment to her, but I cared for her. I held her gently in a towel and made soothing noises as I tried to convince ( Read more... )

So this morning I was sitting reading the paper with my rat. She was super hyper when I went down to see her so I decided to take her out and let her climb around on me a bit; her favorite out-cage activity. My cat, not noticing, jumps up next to me on the couch hoping for scritchings and Jezzi (the rat) ever so curious, leans over to sniff this ( Read more... )

Today my rat stole a dollar out of my pocket and tried to hide it from me. What a little theif!

Every time I hear a murloc sound, especially if I'm not playing the game, I nearly piss myself.

    I don’t know why I keep updating this thing. It seems the only few people who read this journal have either unfriended me or deleted their journals. On days like this I am often reduced to talking to my cats.

I saw this picture in a magazine at the clinic the other day related to an article about people who rescued animals. A crazy ( Read more... )