News me, if you please!

[old_kasperl]

Hello, hello, all. If you didn't know, I and my water rats (citizenweasel and streetbird) have a paper. Apparently, these two *fond grin* have continued the paper after my death, and I would like all sorts of news for our first edition. So, if you would, please comment here and tell me any sorts of news you may have. I thank you. *sloppy bow*

Comments

[fallen_april]

Well, I'm due to have a baby boy, William Anthony Cornwell, in mid-October. Mark Thropp-Cohen recieved quite a bump to the head last... Thursday, I believe, and has sustained the loss of the memories of the past two years of his life. His wife, Elphaba, is dealing with it valiantly. They are expecting a child in about 4 1/2 months.

And... oh, let's see... I can't really think of anything else anyone would find intersesting. Oh! Alison Coffin, ex-wife of Benjamin Coffin III, recently returned to the community after a summer-long absence, and her personality has apparently been much improved by her divorce and having to work for the first time in her life.

[old_kasperl]

*takes notes with a grin and bows* Thank you very much, miss.

[jareth]

Does your paper have an classifieds section where one could post an inquire to hire someone?

[old_kasperl]

I suppose we could. *grins*

[onlyachild]

I lost a tooth!

[old_kasperl]

Excellent! I'll make a headline of it.

[westport_grey]

Typist:... I love you.

[old_kasperl]

...Me? Charmed, I'm sure. *smirks*

[old_kasperl]

...I'm not sure if I should make a headline of that, but I'll do my best to entertain.

[impossiblenicki]

I'm looking for a new violin. Could I place an add of sorts?

[old_kasperl]

Yes, of course.