Goddam internet.

[goddam_holden]

I guess I should introduce myself. I don't want to come off as a total bastard or anything. I really don't. I've just never been good at doing these sorts of things. Okay, so, here I go

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[daintyrosebud]

*blushes* Such language, sir! *curtsies* My name is Rosa Bud, and it is a pleasure to meet you! Welcome!

[goddam_holden]

If my language is a big deal for you, you' gonna get a big surprise when you go outside or something. I recommend you stay away from Central Park, especially at night. Not really a place for girls.

[whereforebase]

Half the correspondence of the world goes unread.

[goddam_holden]

I bet you're a lonely bastard, aren't you?

[whereforebase]

*glowers* He that hath not, need not, and in this rank, unfriendly cesspool of a world, I neither need nor have. *fingers brush against the hilt of the knife that hangs from his belt* Watch, sir, who thou dost offend, and of what birth.

[lawof5]

Hiya, cutie!

[goddam_holden]

Um... I, uh. Holden. Um... My name! My name is, er, Holden. Pleased to meet you.

[singulartragedy]

'lo. Pleased to meet you. I think school's sort of either heaven or hell for anyone-- no one ever seems to have anything in-between to say about it, do they?

Adrian Singleton, by the by. I keep forgetting to introduce myself when I talk to people lately.

Typist: zomg, Holden. *fangirls* <3 Now I want to pick up Phoebe. So. Badly.

[goddam_holden]

Oh, I know what you mean. My old roommate was definitly in heaven at school. He was such a sexy bastard. Pissed me off...

Typist: zomg, totally!

[think_sequins]

Oh, how rude!!