"This is the way the fucking world ends! Look at this fucking shit we're in, man! Not with a bang, with a whimper. And with a whimper, I'm fucking splitting, jack."

The internet is sucking my will to live. So, for now, au revoir.

Here is another jewel from the netherworld of unsolicited email advertisements ( Read more... )

The following arrived in my email inbox today, appended to your average piece of spam advertising stocks or something or other ( Read more... )

So, I am scared of San Jose. Why, you may ask, would I be scared of San Jose? Because of her. But she never had anything to do with San Jose. She went to college in Palo Alto. And that brings me to the real question: why the fuck am I scared of San Jose? Every day I have to prepare books to be shipped off to various colleges and universities ( Read more... )

And if God had not stayed Abraham's knife? Would the story be any less true? Would not the image of Abraham stained with the blood of his own son and grasping the soiled blade be edifying? God doesn't make promises anymore ( Read more... )

"And all shall be well and
all maner of thing shall be well"

New waters are ever flowing on.

I have made a decision.

You may ask: Which one?
And I must ask you, in turn: Does it matter?

Whether I float or drown is inconsequential:
this is my river.

If you listen closely you can hear.

"On the whole I would prefer NOT to mention this to the Americans,"

If ever I were to adopt a piece of net-speak, 'wtf' would definitely be it.

Reading secondary philosophical literature about Kierkegaard is depressing. How many trees have been wasted on this crap? Modern philosophy suffers from the same delusion as modern society: the idea that one is entitled to everything. Anyone can understand anything so long as he can read the text and analyze the concepts contained therein. This ( Read more... )

Final Margarita Grades:
Creation: A-
Consumption: A+
Retention: D-, yuck

The first twenty minutes of Apocalypse Now were great, though. Better luck next time, I hope ( Read more... )

Sun-showers make everything ok.