Bel decided to check his email before bed. As usual, there was a ton of spam, which he started to delete. One message, however, caught his eye:
From: rifat Zeira
Subject: Build your harem Now!
And since he was sometimes twelve, he proceeded to forward this message.
From: Belthazor
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From: Phoebe
To: Anders, Piper, Veronica, Isabel, Parker, Cole
Subject: FW: Build your harem Now!
I see someone wants to sleep on the couch and see how fast he can shimmer a group of people ready to smack him.
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From: Samuel T. Anders
To: Belthazor
CC: Phoebe, Isabel, Parker
Subject: RE: FW: Build your harem Now!
You really want me to tell people what you told me not to tell, huh?
Bel wasn't the only one who was good at trying to get himself killed.
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To: Anders
Subject: RE: FW: Build your harem Now!
Don't make me kill you.
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To: Belthazor
Subject: RE: FW: Build your harem Now!
We're even then.
NO HAREM FOR YOU.
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To: Anders
Subject: RE: FW: Build your harem Now!
I already have one.
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Subject: FW: Build your harem Now!
>Thoughts?
That subconscious death-wish of yours is becoming explicit? In more ways than one?
Piper? Veronica? You're closer.
*has shoes off and is considering a call to Portalocity*
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To: Parker
CC: Phoebe, Anders, Piper, Veronica, Isabel
Subject: RE: FW: Build your harem Now!
Good. I like my women barefoot. And in the kitchen.
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CC: Phoebe, Anders, Piper, Veronica, Isabel
Subject: RE: FW: Build your harem Now!
... everyone else? You saw that, right? I know you saw that.
No jury's gonna convict, Bel. Start Running.
*loads gun*
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To: Parker
CC: Phoebe, Anders, Piper, Veronica, Isabel
Subject: RE: FW: Build your harem Now!
You love me.
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To: Belthazor
CC: Phoebe, Anders, Piper, Isabel, Parker
Subject: RE: FW: Build your harem Now!
>Thoughts?
I think that asking me, Piper and Anders to be part of the same harem is quite possibly the stupidest thing you've ever done.
And, yes, I realize that there are many, many other stupid things you've done.
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To: Evil Bitch From Hell
CC: Belthazor, Phoebe, Piper, Isabel, Parker
Subject: RE: FW: Build your harem Now!
That's what I said.
Dammit, Bel! You made me have to AGREE WITH HER!
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To: Samuel T. Anders
CC: Belthazor, Phoebe, Isabel, Parker, Veronica
Subject: RE: FW: Build your harem Now!
>That's what I said.
>Dammit, Bel! You made me have to AGREE WITH HER!
*smirks*
And me.
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To: Belthazor
CC: Phoebe, Anders, veronica, Isabel, Parker
Subject: RE: FW: Build your harem Now!
>Thoughts?
Wow. Someone has a death wish.
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CC: Belthazor, Phoebe, Anders, veronica, Isabel
Subject: RE: FW: Build your harem Now!
And a low IQ.
Why do your sister and Anders like him so much, again?
And god, no more TMI!
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CC: Belthazor, Phoebe, Anders, Veronica, Isabel
Subject: RE: FW: Build your harem Now!
>And god, no more TMI!
Right there with you on the TMI. Gah!
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