Neptune, CA, Saturday night

Mar 09, 2008 01:04

Bel decided to check his email before bed. As usual, there was a ton of spam, which he started to delete. One message, however, caught his eye:

From: rifat Zeira
Subject: Build your harem Now!

And since he was sometimes twelve, he proceeded to forward this message.

From: Belthazor ( Read more... )

bel is a dork, email

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sensethevisions March 9 2008, 06:31:19 UTC
Phoebe shook her head when she saw the e-mail and proceeded to answer.

From: Phoebe
To: Anders, Piper, Veronica, Isabel, Parker, Cole
Subject: FW: Build your harem Now!

I see someone wants to sleep on the couch and see how fast he can shimmer a group of people ready to smack him.

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demonbelthazor March 9 2008, 06:32:55 UTC
Bel grinned at Phoebe, since she was on her laptop in the same room as him. "I was just kidding," he said.

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sensethevisions March 9 2008, 06:37:25 UTC
Phoebe smiled sweetly at him. "Yes, but you have included three people on the list who would love to have an excuse to smack you. Parker might visit just so she can throw a shoe at you."

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demonbelthazor March 9 2008, 06:40:40 UTC
"What's life without a little risk?" Cole beamed, batting his eyes.

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cantgetnorelief March 9 2008, 06:45:21 UTC
Anders carefully took a couple of names out of the header before he replied, because seriously.

From: Samuel T. Anders
To: Belthazor
CC: Phoebe, Isabel, Parker
Subject: RE: FW: Build your harem Now!

You really want me to tell people what you told me not to tell, huh?

Bel wasn't the only one who was good at trying to get himself killed.

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demonbelthazor March 9 2008, 06:47:52 UTC
From: Belthazor
To: Anders
Subject: RE: FW: Build your harem Now!

Don't make me kill you.

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cantgetnorelief March 9 2008, 06:50:07 UTC
From: Samuel T. Anders
To: Belthazor
Subject: RE: FW: Build your harem Now!

We're even then.

NO HAREM FOR YOU.

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demonbelthazor March 9 2008, 07:09:00 UTC
From: Belthazor
To: Anders
Subject: RE: FW: Build your harem Now!

I already have one.

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mparkerceo March 9 2008, 07:08:47 UTC
To: Belthazor, Phoebe, Anders, Piper, Veronica, Isabel
Subject: FW: Build your harem Now!

>Thoughts?

That subconscious death-wish of yours is becoming explicit? In more ways than one?

Piper? Veronica? You're closer.

*has shoes off and is considering a call to Portalocity*

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demonbelthazor March 9 2008, 07:13:15 UTC
From: Belthazor
To: Parker
CC: Phoebe, Anders, Piper, Veronica, Isabel
Subject: RE: FW: Build your harem Now!

Good. I like my women barefoot. And in the kitchen.

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mparkerceo March 9 2008, 07:15:22 UTC
TO: Belthazor
CC: Phoebe, Anders, Piper, Veronica, Isabel
Subject: RE: FW: Build your harem Now!

... everyone else? You saw that, right? I know you saw that.

No jury's gonna convict, Bel. Start Running.

*loads gun*

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demonbelthazor March 9 2008, 07:18:18 UTC
From: Belthazor
To: Parker
CC: Phoebe, Anders, Piper, Veronica, Isabel
Subject: RE: FW: Build your harem Now!

You love me.

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marsheadtilt March 9 2008, 12:12:10 UTC
From: Veronica
To: Belthazor
CC: Phoebe, Anders, Piper, Isabel, Parker
Subject: RE: FW: Build your harem Now!

>Thoughts?

I think that asking me, Piper and Anders to be part of the same harem is quite possibly the stupidest thing you've ever done.

And, yes, I realize that there are many, many other stupid things you've done.

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cantgetnorelief March 9 2008, 16:08:42 UTC
From: Samuel T. Anders
To: Evil Bitch From Hell
CC: Belthazor, Phoebe, Piper, Isabel, Parker
Subject: RE: FW: Build your harem Now!

That's what I said.

Dammit, Bel! You made me have to AGREE WITH HER!

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cookinggeek March 9 2008, 17:58:04 UTC
From: Piper
To: Samuel T. Anders
CC: Belthazor, Phoebe, Isabel, Parker, Veronica
Subject: RE: FW: Build your harem Now!

>That's what I said.

>Dammit, Bel! You made me have to AGREE WITH HER!

*smirks*

And me.

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cookinggeek March 9 2008, 17:56:27 UTC
From: Piper
To: Belthazor
CC: Phoebe, Anders, veronica, Isabel, Parker
Subject: RE: FW: Build your harem Now!

>Thoughts?

Wow. Someone has a death wish.

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mparkerceo March 9 2008, 18:47:04 UTC
TO: Piper
CC: Belthazor, Phoebe, Anders, veronica, Isabel
Subject: RE: FW: Build your harem Now!

And a low IQ.

Why do your sister and Anders like him so much, again?

And god, no more TMI!

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cookinggeek March 9 2008, 19:40:10 UTC
TO: Parker
CC: Belthazor, Phoebe, Anders, Veronica, Isabel
Subject: RE: FW: Build your harem Now!

>And god, no more TMI!

Right there with you on the TMI. Gah!

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