Seeker 2x09 ‘Dark’ Cracky Recap

[deej]

So I caved and visited fidesangelus's Seeker In Stick Figures recap just now before having seen the ep. I decided it would be too spoilery to actually read so I just skimmed the pictures. AND LET ME TELL YOU: WAS LAUGHING AT MY SCREEEEEEEN. The lack of context made the random fandom that little bit more random, y'know.

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[deej]

Also Beefcake has no epic hair = mustz diez nowz !!!
THIS IS SO TRUE! That must be what feels so weird about him! All the awesome hair he's meant to have on his head has migrated to his chest!

Haha, once a Conseekadore, always a Conseekadore, yo. *karma*

[nasmadie]

"waterproof mascara from L'Oréal Midlands".....LMAO XD

"NICCI: If you're here for 1 year-
RICHARD: Kahlan will have aged ten years?!!! I SHOULD HAVE SLEPT WITH HER THAT ONE-WELL, SEVERAL-TIMES!"
I suppose everyone here thought the same thing(at least,I did) lool XD

"And then Cara goes to bed. WITH KAHLAN!" oh well...we know Cara isn't stupid...would she sleep with....Zedd???no way! u_u

"NEW PROPHECY!!!!!
“As long as the Mother Confessor's pure heat beats, the Keeper is doomed to fail.”
The way I see it, Kahlan's going to be killed and everyone will be like ALL HOPE IS LOST! But then Cara will bring her back to life with a sexy kiss and Kahlan's awesomeness will cause Richard's thing to rise up in him so he can TKO the Keeper. "
I don't know if Kahlan will be killed(OMG!can't think to that!) but now on we'll have more Kahlan-moments IMO! *happy,happy,happy*

[nasmadie]

*loves your recap,as always*
I don't know if kahlan will be killed(can't think to that!) butI think thanks to the new prophecy we'll have more and more Kahlan-moment!!!! *happy happy happy*

[nasmadie]

and...omg,kahlan's face expression while Zedd is nominating the new seeker...poor kahlan! :?( *we want Richard back!!!*

[deej]

But just imagine: HOW AMAZING AND ANGSTY would it be if Kahlan went to the Underworld and got to have No Undies! And met Rahl again! AND THEN CAME BACK FROM THE DEAD SO RICHARD HAD TO KISS HER A LOT! Anyway, I'm glad you enjoyed the spam, Alessia :)

[nasmadie]

OMKahlan! I though to that...but..but..but...omg!I have no words...something like that would be just AMAZING! and...I've just seen promo pics from 2x10,did you?????????I wonder WTH Darken Rahl is doing there!!!!I mean...hope he hasn't nothing to do with the new prophecy... or maybe yes? *my mind is gone,and it's just Monday!!!!*

[nasmadie]

Secondly: Is it wrong for me to have indecent thoughts when I see this?

*have indecent thought too*

[deej]

YOU AND YOUR AMAZING ICONS ARE ALWAYS FUN!

Seriously, I was looking at that Kahlan cap and was like “This needs to be BIG. Like, Richard's-sword big!” :PPP

[factpile]

Another excellent cap!

Best line:(Cara of course)

"Feel-ings? Is that Confessor-speak for LAMESAUCE?"

Awesome, thanks for taking the time to make these!

[deej]

Cara only speaks AWESOMESAUCE. None of this feelings business. At least not unless they pertain directly to Kahlan.

Thanks heaps for the thanks, it means a lot bc they do rather take a while. It's a labour of LOVE.