1st Bel [Action/Voice]

[debelnerdlinger]

[Action]
Where am I..? -- ...OW!

[Well. This sucks.

And is quite painful too. I mean really, being strung to a tree by your underwear must be incredibly painful. Atsuro's just in luck, since that's exactly the predicament he's in right now! So you may find this loser rolling around in a trash can flailing around in a tree -- I mean.. this poor,

Comments

[ voice ]

[repudiationist]

If you're going to put it that way, people are just going to be curious as to what 'really weird way' you arrived in, you know.

[ voice ]

[debelnerdlinger]

[...Touché.]

...Yeah, that's true. But I've heard of other people getting here in awkward situations, so I don't really mind if people ask. [It's only fair, right? Even if it is absolutely embarrassing and ughhh.]

[ voice ]

[repudiationist]

[ being Atsuro is suffering.. ]

Well, I don't have any embarassing story of my own to share, but.. does it count if I've seen other people arrive in embarassing ways before? One guy was dumped into the hot springs when he arrived. ... The girls' part of the hot springs, that is.

[ voice ]

[debelnerdlinger]

[It really, really is.]

Guess I just got unlucky then, huh? [A beat.] Woah, seriously? That sounds... [awfully embarrassing, actually. That just may top Atsuro's entrance.] Er.. What ended up happening?

[ voice ]

[repudiationist]

After being chased out by a mob of angry girls, he told me his story. I'm the lone survivor to tell the world.

[ okay, not actually, and it's noticable from just how deadpan she says it. ]

No, he got off just fine after running away from there.

[ voice ]

[debelnerdlinger]

[Good one. That deserves a laugh from Atsuro.]

Haha! Well it's a good thing he got out alive. I'm pretty sure Yoohoo would beat him up or something if she were there.

[ voice ]

[repudiationist]

Yoo.. hoo..? One of your friends? [ Weird name for a friend. Little does she knows it's a nickname. ]

I'm sure all those girls would have liked to do so too, though. They just never got the chance.

[ voice ] Determined to make everyone know Yuzu as Yoohoo before she comes yesyes

[debelnerdlinger]

Yoohoo's one of my good friends from back at home, yeah.

Don't they see the guy around the village though? [Or have they forgiven him by now? Hmm.]

[ voice ] we're making it happen!!

[repudiationist]

Who knows. Maybe he's just a very sneaky type of person.

[ ahaha, no, she knows he's far from a sneaky person.. ]

Or maybe they realised he couldn't help it that he was dumped in there either.

[ voice ] fufufufu

[debelnerdlinger]

I sure hope it's the latter. I mean, it's not like we choose where and how we get dropped off here, right?

['Cause he sure as hell wouldn't have chosen to be hanging from a tree by his underwear.]

[ voice ]

[repudiationist]

I'm not entirely sure. Some girls are pretty scary and capable of carrying long-term grudges, which sometimes even end up in those weird murder scenarios you sometimes see being reported on the tv.

[ Is she joking or not? Hard to tell with the deadpan. ]

[ voice ]

[debelnerdlinger]

Murder scenarios? That's... not the case here, is it?

[Oh god why the deadpan, you're scaring him here.]

[ voice ]

[repudiationist]

[ Ange has that kind of effect on people.. ]

They have no news show here, so murders would go unreported, right? [ JUST KEEPING UP THE DEADPAN JOKE sorry Atsuro.. ]

[ voice ]

[debelnerdlinger]

[ANGE THIS IS TERRIBLE...]

S-seriously?! [Y-you're not pulling his leg are you..?! Come on, don't pick on the newbie!]

[ voice ]

[repudiationist]

[ SHE DOESN'T HALF REALISE JUST HOW HORRIBLE IT IS, SORRY.. ]

Well, in theory, of course. Someone could commit serial murder here and as long as word wouldn't spread too quickly, they'd have a good streak gone probably.

[ voice ]

[debelnerdlinger]

[POOR GUY'S GOING TO BE TERRIFIED.]

But... Someone would at least notice the fact that people are missing, wouldn't they?!