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[fireburned]

Have you had enough of vampires yet, Nexus? Really?

Good, because here is yet again Harvestman, carting a brand new bottle of whiskey in one hand and a full carton of smokes in the other, and he had yet another question for you all.

"Alright, let's say you get one chance to do the stupidest thing you could think of, and get away with it consequence

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Re: [lock]

[fireburned]

"That's very... ambitious." He thought about adding 'I don't taste good' but decided to use his brains. For once.

Re: [lock]

[fireburned]

"You're in the wrong place if you don't like humans all that much." He was not going to try to hide anything - not that he did, usually, but especially in this case. "They ain't all bad."

[tyne_dyed_devil]

Reilly chuckles and appears to give this a serious moment or two of thought. He's not - he knew his answer as soon as Harvestman asked - but a heroic type he needs to at least pretend he's deeply considered the ethical implications of such an action.

"I would kill the Kingpin." He sighs. "Well, if hadn't beaten me to it already."

[fireburned]

"Fucking hell, everyone around here is so violent." Harvestman shook his head in an obviously fake, 'for shame' way. "I was just going to get drunk enough to pass out, if it were me."

[tyne_dyed_devil]

Reilly laughs. "People? Here? Violent? You must be joking." Or new. "You can't get drunk? Hell, that is terrible."

He means it, actually! Even if he sounds sarcastic as hell.

[fireburned]

Harvestman rolled his shoulders back in a shrug. "My idea of stupid is doing something that would get you hurt. Like seeing how fast you can drive in reverse." Don't ask why he's using this example. Just don't. "If you want to kill somebody, you've usually got reasons that aren't stupid."

That earn Reilly a look of woe. Woe, I tell you. "I mean it, it fucking sucks. I'd puke my guts out if I tried to drink a drop of this shit."

[livingmetal]

Rob a bank.

[text]

[fireburned]

The movies make that look like more fun than it probably is.

Re: [text]

[livingmetal]

It isn't hard.

Re: [text]

[fireburned]

Oh, so you're an experienced bank robber. I've never had the urge to try it.

[fireburned]

"Sometimes I feel sorry for lawyers. Nobody likes 'em. Then I remember why."

That gleefulness is pretty damn amusing.

[fireburned]

"They must be some particular scum to deserve it," he observed, resting a hand on his chin.

lololol or I could actually read the entry.

[fly_punkbat_fly]

"But I'm pretty sure everyone is going to tell you everything I do is the stupidest thing I've ever done."

...'But'? Mikey, did you just start speaking halfway through a conversation inside your head?

THIS COULD WORK

[fireburned]

"Try me."

Go on. Try.

MKY IS SO CONFUSED. ALSO I WANT TO DRAW THE MY DREAM SCENE WHERE THE ROCK HANDS ARE ALL GRR ARGH

[fly_punkbat_fly]

Mikey's fingers flash out and he starts counting on them. "I fling myself from tall buildings on a daily basis and that's not even when I'm in costume, I fight crime at night, I interdimensionally dated a girl who worked for scary-assed angels, I'm pretty sure every time I hugged Elita I was possibly endangering my life through possible soul-sucking but I did it anyway, I'm pretty sure every time I hugged Matt he was contemplating breaking my arm, I once tried to fly off my roof when I was five, I followed someone into training at a compound filled with people who killed people like me, Iiiii--"

He actually has to stop for breath here but he's holding his fingers up and looks determined to continue.

Dooo iiiit yes I edited this just to say that

[fireburned]

Halfway through that Harvestman had started to laugh, and didn't stop until Mikey paused for air.

"Slow down there! But what would you do now that went beyond all that?"